Originally Posted By: Jake Malone's Ghost
So "Hero" couldn't keep hard on set, and allegedly punched a porn whore named Khaya.

Unfortunately it sounds like a typical mope. All he has to do is live in a dumpster to go three for three.

Spot on. His porn name: Hero D Protagonist, he is definitely a hipster doofus in disguise. All he lacks is the goofy beard, man bun, nose ring, stretched out ear lobes and shitty tattoos of sayings in Chinese or Hindi all over his body to be true to himself.

He is probably the spawn of a helicoptering single mother who was told his whole life that he was a special snowflake and when his dick didn't work, he threw a violent tantrum and because his mother spoiled him into thinking he was the center of the universe, he knew that was the correct response to the situation.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People