Is it possible to rent a porn star by the week or the month? (A trial period for possible sugar daddy status). Basically it would be Match.com for washed out coke whores that can still take a regular sex pounding in exchange for a generous level of monetary compensation.

For example I would require all out sex twice a week with Gia Jordan (up to 10 times per month) in exchange for a salary of $5,000/month. In addition she would also function as a valet and personal secretary. So both skills are required. I know that is only $500 per anal/facial scene but think of the fringe benefits!

40 hour work weeks...that is $25/hr

The sex is only 2 hours per week. I want some value on the other 38 hours.

Here is the typical schedule:
9:00 show up. Make my coffee and roll a dubie
10:00 back massage
11:00 check my emails. Help with responses
12:00 Brunch
1:00 go through the paperwork
2:00 gym time. team building
3:00 talk about our future
4:00 anal sex, creampie, or facial (2 days per week)
5:00 or later. Happy hour. Go to parties as a "couple".

You realize that if they are a "washed out coke whore", the first thing they are going to do is check your medicine cabinet for prescription drugs, the second thing will be to steal your cash, and credit cards while you aren't looking, and the third thing will be to bring their suitcase in to help with the looting.

You just proved what a useless fanboi you really are. Do you go by "saratoga120" on ADT?