Before this gets started, are the Heaven or Hell rumors accurate? This is important as it potentially puts serious limits on who you are able to rub shoulders with. Well, limits in any case. I mean, depending you may not have access to Jonas Salk or.... I'm blanking on another virtuous Homo sapien.
Holly Randall?
Originally Hell was simply a place where there was no God. Then by popular demand, the big guy down here made it very hot with no water, because that's what the hebes hated. Then the christian dagos came along, and he created Dante world with it's 9 circles of fun. That's where I'm right now. The alternative is Milton world but I hate my ice baths and english poetry.
Normally we don't get to talk to anyone in heaven unless they place a collect call down here. The only one who does is Brandon's mom and dad, who think I still have his ear. I keep telling them, if that were so, the iron man would have listened to me when I asked him not to push me off that bridge!
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