Obtainable? I suspect that Brandon would be willing to go on a "help me pay my child support tour" with stops at the edges of local parking lots (next to de dumpster) in major metropolitan areas.

Brandon pays child support? Did the baby come out having the same complexion as his seed (i.e. Elmer's Wood Glue)?

Given his bi-sexual hustling, and constant movement to avoid service of process, I doubt Brandon has yet found a child support order that can compel him to part with his hard earned money to fund his little potato princess!

Of course to get a bigger "tip" he's likely to tell a meat gazer anything that would get him more money, such as that he's actually paying for his kid.

"Aromata" - disturbing brand name to go with that stuff.

Pity the poor meat gazing pervert who buys Brandon's cum stained briefs. Upon arrival they touch and then even wear such contaminated undergarments only to develop gangrenous sores where their body parts have touched these vestments. Shortly before dying from septic herpes shock, they see the CDC bio hazard team arrive to prevent an ebola like fluid bleed out upon their demise!

Sucking the Devil's cock in Hell has brought out the poet in you, Malobe.

Hey, no homo!

I'm not suggesting that, Jake. I realize you have no choice in the matter. Damnation is what it is.

"Hell, is where the humans are"

Sarte

I thought it was "Hell is other people". "Hell is where humans are" sounds like something a 15 year old girl who's fucking her Algebra II teacher would say or write on her Trapper Keeper in a gold Sharpie.

I'd ask Sarte himself but somehow the bastard avoided ending up here.