Funeral - Couple bucks under $10k
Glad I had the cash on hand. You old timers in the audience, get yer pneumonia vaccine. Think ya just got a cough for a day and a half, then yer dead.
I always got the vaccine and still got pneumonia at least once a year. I recently started seeing an allergy specialist and he did immunoglobulin testing. I barely even react to the vaccine. No wonder. I'm going to be starting gamma globulin injections due to this. On top of the rare bone disease I have [Albers Schonberg] he said I could also have the rare N.E.M.O. syndrome. I have the symptoms. I should play the lottery.