One of my roommates in college was the godson of Robert Anton Wilson. He didn't get many percs from that, except that he got birthday cards that said things like "Keep the lasagna flying!"
Anyway, his mother'd been a wobbly back in the day and lived close to Timothy Leary toward the end of his life. She told him that Timmy used to joke about senility being the ultimate drug. "I walk into a room... and I forget why I'm there. I look for my car keys and then find them in my hand."
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