As a big max hardcore fan myself, I too would love a transcript of max hardcore quotes, but for different reasons. Some of the greatest phrases of all time come from those scenes, such as "stovepipe me Mister" or "cock-socket" and of course "Why are you so fat and ugly?" The look on their face when he asks that one is gold.
He had a Wikiquote for a while and it was GOLD. "Did you just call me a retiree, you fucking bimbo?"
EDIT: This page has some of them!
http://www.billionquotes.com/index.php/Max_Hardcore