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#636362 - 04/27/16 05:15 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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An editorial insert here, to refresh our mental image of the Luvinlioness and remind us of her-- perhaps long-gone -- virtues as a mature slut. About 50 when this picture was taken. She was legit a solid 9 here. Oh time, why must you be so cruel
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#636369 - 04/27/16 11:34 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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I spent all day chuckling at your one time pad post, Bluecipher. Someone in the office ask me what I was laughing about, how could I even begin to explain. I definitely couldn't go to XPT in the office and show the person, that would be a guaranteed sit-down with HR. I think of 'one time pad' and then the huge typographical error rat's nest that follows and simply lose it. I declare this thread over and you are the winner as I don't know how anyone can top that. Kidribz got it right - the text makes your head hurt. Yet, I can't stop myself. This debacle will either end in a gas station washroom, the bedroom of a classy gent residing in Westchester county, or a courtroom in Ontario (Canada or California, take your pick). It's a gripping story, even though it does that 'Moebius strip of despair' quality to it. I, myself can't wait for the next chapter to develop. I am actively rooting for the Luvinlioness to reclaim her throne.
Edited by Bluecipher (04/27/16 11:39 AM)
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#636376 - 04/27/16 03:57 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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A nine?! She was a legit solid 6 here. For a 50-year old that has to be at least an 8 to 9.
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#636383 - 04/27/16 05:43 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Send Me an Angel! This is probably a Paki stalker's entry, but what if it were true?
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Edited by Bluecipher (04/27/16 05:44 PM)
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#636384 - 04/27/16 05:54 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Hi Dayna it is Kingfish from USA, I enjoy your porns very greatly. Pleese send me authographed picture. Iam youre very most biggest fan.
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#636385 - 04/27/16 06:01 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Channeling Dana: I cas't malke t prostofce. phone iss borken and frrrezin in csar.Wont somfreon hlp plez? I dn desservt this.
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#636387 - 04/27/16 06:10 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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How does she pay her cell phone bill every month? Perhaps fornicating with all those Negros over the years has given her a ghetto pass and all of the government benefits that go with it.
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#636389 - 04/27/16 06:28 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Two rounds of head will probably pay for a month of Cricket, Metro, etc...
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#636390 - 04/27/16 06:29 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Channeling Dana: I cas't malke t prostofce. phone iss borken and frrrezin in csar.Wont somfreon hlp plez? I dn desservt this. Aw man, that's cruel.
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#636391 - 04/27/16 06:30 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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I feel Dana is a Boost mobile kind of gal.
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#636394 - 04/27/16 07:06 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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You can go into a Walmart, grocery store, etc. and buy refill cards for most cell phone carriers. She probably operates in the cash and sexual bartering world. I agree with you Willie, she is probably an off-the-books kind of person.
The real mystery is the car, with the insurance and license. Those have to be renewed every year and I guess she is probably a monthly car insurance payer, no Collision and Comprehensive, minimum liability. What address does the license renewal go to?
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#636398 - 04/27/16 07:30 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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The car has to be borrowed from a friend, with minimum insurance for which she prepaid the friend. She might be driving without insurance. If she gets caught and the car gets impounded, it's ciao, Leonessa.
The refill cards for the phone are probably the way she operates. Wonder if she uses reloadable debit cards and adds money to them when she can. I don't know if you can do that from convenience or grocery stores.
There must be a dozen street survival techniques the Lioness has mastered over the years. She's a survivor.
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#636404 - 04/27/16 09:47 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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The Tranzer might be interested in scoring some dirty butt pictures for his ungodly collection.
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#636424 - 04/28/16 05:05 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Glad you didn't say unholy.
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#636427 - 04/28/16 06:45 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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What if this was all a clever ruse and she's doing just fine and was really making at least 80k a year.
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#636428 - 04/28/16 07:36 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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If it's a clever ruse then this thread is something like her 401k quarterly report; it shows how her strategies are working out. NewsFlash - Bloomington or Bust Looks like Dana is off to Indiana, surely to bag some would be delegates.
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#636429 - 04/28/16 07:37 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Glad you didn't say unholy. I don't mind and even revel in big butts, but they must be clean.
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#636430 - 04/28/16 09:18 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Cleanliness is next to godliness so I have heard ad nauseum throughout my life from sheepish religious people.
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#636431 - 04/28/16 09:20 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Demon Spawn
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You all masturbate to pornography and hardly any of you are remarkably smart, truth be told.
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#636432 - 04/28/16 09:34 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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You all masturbate to pornography and hardly any of you are remarkably smart, truth be told. Go defecate on some other thread, alkie.
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#636453 - 04/28/16 05:10 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Windsock ain't as think as he smart he are
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#636461 - 04/29/16 07:57 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Ain't that the truth!^
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#636462 - 04/29/16 08:13 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Last day in Chi-town! Catch her if you can! Age: 59 - more like 62
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#636465 - 04/29/16 02:29 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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#636466 - 04/29/16 03:33 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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#636475 - 04/29/16 05:19 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Decatur is nowhere near Chicago. The Magical/Mystical Toyota transporting her and Lucky must be able to make it in half an hour.
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#636506 - 04/30/16 04:32 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Decatur is nowhere near Chicago. The Magical/Mystical Toyota transporting her and Lucky must be able to make it in half an hour. Dacater brings dafood. So that has nothing to do with Dana. How do she stay so fat?
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#636517 - 04/30/16 07:15 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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The Lioness probably eats lots of carbs, I would think, subsisting on greasy fast food. I don't see her reaching for a soup and salad at this stage. I hope she's not eating Lucky's food.
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#636543 - 05/01/16 07:08 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Hell its probably healthier than the shit they sell us in most stores and cheaper too.
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#636547 - 05/01/16 08:31 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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AC Cream Wannabe
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If it's a clever ruse then this thread is something like her 401k quarterly report; it shows how her strategies are working out. NewsFlash - Bloomington or Bust Looks like Dana is off to Indiana, surely to bag some would be delegates. [img:center] http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...bloomington.jpg[/img] There Bloomington IN and Bloomington-Normal IL. If it's Indiana she's just a little south of me. If I had the time I might just make the trip south and provide this thread the pics it so deserves.
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#636552 - 05/01/16 08:54 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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There Bloomington IN and Bloomington-Normal IL. If it's Indiana she's just a little south of me. If I had the time I might just make the trip south and provide this thread the pics it so deserves. Only guy I know from Bloomington, IN:
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#636553 - 05/01/16 09:03 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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If it's a clever ruse then this thread is something like her 401k quarterly report; it shows how her strategies are working out. NewsFlash - Bloomington or Bust Looks like Dana is off to Indiana, surely to bag some would be delegates. [img:center] http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...bloomington.jpg[/img] There Bloomington IN and Bloomington-Normal IL. If it's Indiana she's just a little south of me. If I had the time I might just make the trip south and provide this thread the pics it so deserves. Hmmmmm. She must be off to Bloomington-Normal, IL, then. Bloomington Indiana looks to be too far south. But then, I guess she goes wherever the next paid booty call takes her. And you are right, this thread needs some up to the minute visuals. We are working with old, tired pictures. Never a good thing. The latest is the Backpage ad pics, which are about 1.5 months old but likely to be heavily photoshopped.
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#636562 - 05/01/16 10:17 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Bloomington IN means IU. About 40k students no small amount male. Wonder if she gives group rates for frat parties.
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#636563 - 05/01/16 11:00 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Bloomington IN means IU. About 40k students no small amount male. Wonder if she gives group rates for frat parties. An opportunity to bone up on her DP experience.
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#636564 - 05/01/16 12:22 PM
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Hence, Henry Blake and that godawful sweater. Radar, Radar, Radar...
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#636571 - 05/01/16 12:35 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Those Hoosiers/Rudy guys were from Bloomington. IN.
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#636576 - 05/01/16 12:51 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Hence, Henry Blake and that godawful sweater. Radar, Radar, Radar... I not sure.... That I is orange, that seems to be IL. IU is cream and crimson (The I would be red).
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#636578 - 05/01/16 12:57 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Edit: Blucipher proved me wrong below.
Edited by Raoul Duke (05/01/16 01:03 PM)
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#636579 - 05/01/16 12:57 PM
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There Bloomington IN and Bloomington-Normal IL. If it's Indiana she's just a little south of me. If I had the time I might just make the trip south and provide this thread the pics it so deserves. Only guy I know from Bloomington, IN: Probably U of Illinois - their colors are orange and blue.
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#636580 - 05/01/16 01:01 PM
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Demon Spawn
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^and so it is. Good call.
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#636581 - 05/01/16 01:02 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Bloomington IN means IU. About 40k students no small amount male. Wonder if she gives group rates for frat parties. An opportunity to bone up on her DP experience. Wonder how many IU parents are going to get hit up for extra allowance this month. I can hear it now, "Mom, I need an extra couple hundred ros..er dollars this week". Also, IU has a shit ton of asians going there. Only god knows of the things those kinky motherfuckes could think up to do with a 60 yr old woman with little to no morals. Dana just may be about to bite off more than she can chew.
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#636583 - 05/01/16 01:09 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Bloomington IN means IU. About 40k students no small amount male. Wonder if she gives group rates for frat parties. An opportunity to bone up on her DP experience. Wonder how many IU parents are going to get hit up for extra allowance this month. I can hear it now, "Mom, I need an extra couple hundred ros..er dollars this week". Also, IU has a shit ton of asians going there. Only god knows of the things those kinky motherfuckes could think up to do with a 60 yr old woman with little to no morals. Dana just may be about to bite off more than she can chew. Mom, I want to bang a woman who could be your older sister, or even your mom. Can you please deposit $250 in my account?
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#636592 - 05/01/16 02:35 PM
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She probably could use a solid enema. Paging Tranzer!
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