There's gotta be a joke in there about Schrodinger's Hooker.

SCHROEDINGER's mature kitty. Caps lock fouled up

I need to find and shoot a scene with Dana Hayes before she catches the Ebola virus

She seems awfully quarky to me.

Well, we are not sure if she's a wave or a particle, but given her age, I am inclined to believe she is turning to dust and is therefore closer to a particle in essence than a wave.

I can't believe she can't score a scene or two in the granny/mature porn jondra. Has American porn lost its vitality?
Is it time for her to hit the Euro Oma circuit and make shorts in Hungary, Italy and Germany? Is that what it's going to take for granny lioness to get a load on her chest and a warm meal in her stomach?

C3X, why not give her a call at 818.806.5593? She might be down for a roll on video that you can push in clips4sale. Throw in your favorite ts. At this stage, the Luvinlioness is probably not too particular as to what tool pokes her innards.

Still from Luvinlioness's latest clip

Holding pattern - steady over Irvine.
Mature Adult Film Star IRVINE
Oct 27 2014 06:29PM
Services > Escorting > California > Orange County > Central > Irvine

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im sure shes always down for a roll.

good one^

Dana trying to rustle up some old whores for a new rodeo -

Dana Hayes @danahayesxxx · Nov 11
@NicoleMooreXXX

Helloit is Dana Hayes porn star please call me asap
8188065593 I have some work for you.

The Luvinlioness fell off the radar. She must have found a sugar daddy. Hope she didn't have to cook up Lucky for Christmas dinner.

Unless she's dead, she'll be back on the radar pretty quick. Even sugar daddies, or great granddaddies in this case, have limits.

All she needs is someone to take care her until medicare and social security kick in.

she probably never paid into social security, so she'll be giving gum jobs down at the senior center for bingo chips soon enough

I found this online - wonder if any of it's true:

Dana Hayes “The Pleasurist” was born Jody Dmytriw in August 13, 1954. Her father is “Dmytriw” the Baja Hotel and Restaurant owner of the legendary Hotel La Fonda in La Mision, B.C. (a few pornos have been shot there.) Her mother is a singer/dancer and owner of a dance school and still teaching after 55 years in business. Jody had her first stage debut at 2 years old. She studied jazz, tap, ballet, acrobatics and baton every day after school. Received her B.A.T.D. at the age of 15 and began teaching dance. A career that she has enjoyed for 28 wonderful years developed into an award winning dance choreographer with three dance studio’s, “Jody and Company.” She also graduated from a four years commercial art school. Jody is a creative person that spends much of her time drawing at her Mexican hideaway with her duck, geese, and dogs. A country girl at heart, but after growing up in show business, she still loves to perform. A true Leo “The Pleasurist” Loves To Please!

http://www.danahayesonline.com/Dana-Hayes-Biography.html

Her site danahayesxxx.com was eaten by moths.

There are some inconsistencies there.

1. While there is a Mission, British Columbia, outside of Vancouver, there are no records of anyone with that last name living there. IAFD, for what it's worth, says she was born in Chicago. There are some results if you plus that name into familysearch.org and set some data parameters.

2. There is a La Fonda hotel in Ensenada, Baja California. But "Dmitriw" was the owner's first name, not last.

3. If she began teaching dance at age 15 and did it for 28 years, that takes her to age 43. If she did her first pornos in 2003 (at age 49) that leaves a pretty big gap.

4. What is a "B.A.T.M?" Bachelors in Ass-To-Mouth? maybe she went to the same diploma mill as Fatya Kassin.

I'm not hatin'. Just helping out.

Her danahayesxxx page was registered to a Jody A. Duncan, so I guess that's her real civilian name.

I think the British have a BATM degree - Theology and Ministry, but I doubt she took one of those.

You guys are relentless researchers.

The only thing that really matters now is how much its worth to me for her to suck my balls.

Getting rid of her afterwards sounds like could be the biggest problem to deal with. That's probably why she is always getting dumped at a truck stop.

We care about the ho not just the service.

The old bird is not answering her cell and the mailox is full. Wonder if someone buried her somewhere in the desert...

She didn't have enough money this month to reload her Wal-Mart Trac Phone.

Less dramatic but it makes more sense.

How often does she get to the Mexican "hideaway"? What happened to the menagerie? I guess Lucky is the favorite or is just "lucky" to be the sole travelling companion.

With the oversized numbers.

She may need the oversize numbers. If her sight is bad it would explain why she gags every time a mope sprays her face. She can't see the splooge coming.

I thought her hideway was that La Fonda place in baja california but the dmytriw guy who ran it or owned it no longer does. she seems to know a bradley dmytriw from that same La Fonda. Perhaps a brother. She might be holed up with him. hope he turns her to civilian status.

Dana's Mexican Hideaway: La Fonda

kurt lockwood deep in milf territory.
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Should have been posted to other thread too lazy to move it.

The redhead has fingers deep in Kurt's asshole.

Looks like the 60 year old lioness is banging away in Reno, where old whores are set to pasture...

Star * RENO * - 55 (Reno Nevada)
Blonde, Busty, Famous and Absolutely Fabulous ! ***mature film star 225 films * Available for outcall 24/7 Allow notice for travel etc. Sorry no phone service where I am staying. Will travel to you. Please respond here or email Love to meet You low donation tonight ! Dana...

Source: Reno Backpage/Adult/Escort

In between relapses, he writes doggie books for children now.

Radar Update /
• Location: Reno, Reno Nevada

Available TODAY 24/7 Allow notice for travel etc. Will travel Lake Tahoe and all surrounding areas. .Available Super Weekend ! Please respond 775-2768551 ...Text is not working on my phone. Love to meet You...OLDER BOLDER BETTER ! Dana Hayes The Ultimate Mature Woman...great reviews
Poster's age: 55

No vm box has been set up on 775-276-8551
Surpise, surprise, Surprise.

She never gets text messaging on her phone. Can you even get a shitty burner cell phone these days without text messaging?

Neither phone takes msgs. Still in Reno. Won't do bukakkes for many many flowees. Fling with lucky her mutt for sale in the japanese and german markets flatly turned down. Called a sick puppy for thinking out of the box. Job at walgreens or longs still viable.

DH

I should have thought about another possibility - a Moblem-Tranzer contraption called the DeathDildo.

A young, pre-gilf Dana

^^^Manson girls?

Reminds me of some 70's High School Yearbook.
Moll most Likely to end up in a gang bang or a gang.

Reminds me of some 70's High School Yearbook.
Moll most Likely to end up in a gang bang or a gang.

Appearing soon on GrannyCam!

Dana Hayes @danahayesxxx · Mar 25
Hello , from sunny Reno Nevada & Beautiful Lake Tahoe ! I will be on MYFREECAMS very soon.!

And there you have it. Dana Hayes and Jenna Jameson both ended up camming for coins on MyFreeCams. The world is once again in harmony.

...
And the seasons they go round and round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We're captive on the carousel of time
We can't return we can only look
Behind from where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game

-Joni Mitchell

The old sow missed her camz appointment! Either she lost her walker and could not get to the cam or Lucky got rambunctious and she had to be a good mistress...

Well, Dana Hayes was supposed to be on Myfreecams.com and I stocked up on lotion, tissues/baby wipes and tube socks but she's nowhere to be found.

She's got to be older than 55. I figured late 60s.