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#63868 - 10/17/04 11:10 AM
Turn a garfield thread
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Porn Jesus
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The objective of this thread is to try and come up with a plan to turn john garfield. Thats right, make john do gay for pay in the hope we make him a top 5 star in the homosexual field of porn. Please don't think this is me taking a shot at john because i like john, its just that its so hard to make a career for male stars in straight porn, and i want John to be the best and in order for him to get the opportunity to be the best he has to look at the other side of the industry. So I will poll it (no pun intended). if you think John should do gay porn vote in favor if not, don't. Feel free to share your thoughts on this matter.
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#63871 - 10/17/04 01:33 PM
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Registered: 07/23/04
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No Monkey JOHN GARFIELD will NEVER do gay porn...for these reasons: 1)I LOVE PUSSY 2)I LOVE PUSSY 3)because that would fulfill Fagoto's fantasies 4)I like being disease free 5)I LOVE PUSSY 6)the thought of it is discusting & replusive(&Mr.Happy wouldn't B able to perform)  7)did I mention I LOVE PUSSY  Here is a better thread...should big name Cali based talent agencies book John Garfield up(for straight work, so I can do REAL porn as U all call it, make a name for Myself)& so I can stay here in Jersey(run My company) but can take a few 2 week vacations a year.....
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#63872 - 10/17/04 01:43 PM
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#63878 - 10/17/04 05:05 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
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Monkey U R funny but.....NO, not a chance in hell...I like pussy TOO MUCH
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#63879 - 10/17/04 05:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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just do it JG! there is no breakout star in the gay market right now. THAT COULD BE YOU!
think about it, dude. money & power and Money & power.
who cares if you have to lick a dick or two.
you could be tapin all the fruitflys that hang around un-heterosexual men.
it's win-win.
Monstar is spot on, he gets what im saying. He broke teagans new boobs, he knows whats hot and how to get it. Listen to this man John, he is telling it how it is.
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Monkey U R funnybut.....NO, not a chance in hell...I like pussy TOO MUCH
John, no one is saying you can't have pussy, you can still have pussy but for business its time to add a little meat with your potatoes, it will get you the paper, its called a balanced diet, do you know what im getting at?. We have the perfect guy to ease you in, we aren't going to team you up with a 14 inch monster, someone like fayner size, nice a small to ease you in, what do you think?.
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#63880 - 10/17/04 05:25 PM
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Gay For Pay
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LMFAO.....NO c'mon monkey U keep asking Me gay stuff I gonna start thinking U R like Gayoto & for now I hold U in Much higher regard then that so lets keep it that way
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#63882 - 10/17/04 06:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hey, Peter North and Tom Byron started in gay porn.
Of course, so did Marc Wallice.
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#63883 - 10/18/04 04:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Hey, Peter North and Tom Byron started in gay porn.
Of course, so did Marc Wallice.
Exactly and all were longstanding woodsmen in straight porn, peter still is. John is the perfect training ground for you, if you can fuck dudes on film, i promise you will never have wood problems on a straight set ever again, its like a work out of the mind, training yourself mentally. We can work through this John, we can make you the best, top of your field, rolling in it, i'll take my small cut but will help you along the way, finding partners that will help you , putting you in postions to succeed.
Current poll results
7 in favor of john becoming a anal stormtropper and reaching his full potential as a performer
3 want him to stick with 40 year old b rate porn chicks out in NJ
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#63884 - 10/18/04 06:08 AM
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Gay For Pay
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John Garfield already has a gay porn scene shot. His father fisted John at age 13 and videotaped it. John screamed "More daddy more!" Blood gushed out of John's giant gaping asshole. Daddy said to John "that's right you, powerbottom, swallow my forearm with your filthy asshole!"
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#63885 - 10/18/04 06:45 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Damn Fagoto, U do not stop with the bullshit....its people like U that have screwdriver crimes on the rise ...U R like the poster child for abortion 
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#63887 - 10/18/04 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The objective of this thread is to try and come up with a plan to turn john garfield.
Ok, how about this:
Spread some fresh newspaper in one corner of the cage; say, the "A" section and half the sports section. Set up a chair facing out of the corner. Book Garfield for a dominatrix shoot starring Kami, with Gen and Melissa to fluff. Tie him up in the chair, put a blindfold on him (do not gag him, we want to hear what's coming).
Have the fluffers talk smack in his ear about running his own business and all, and, like, really get him hard. A little foreplay then Kami tells him he better not let her down and really screw her ass good. (This is when it really gets tricky).
Just at that moment bring in Smartt, who's ass has just been lovingly shaved and powdered by Kyoto, and have him back down on Garfield. Right at the moment Garfields gonna let go, rip off the blindfold, turn on the lights, let Kyoto throw a fist-full of sand on both their genitals and everyone else yells "SURPRISE!"
I dunno, it may not make him go gay for pay, but I think it would make an impression. Can someone type "whut tha fuk" in Jerseyite?
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#63888 - 10/19/04 07:24 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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bornyo's idea is golden.
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#63889 - 10/19/04 01:19 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Bornyo or however U spell that fags name put WAY TOO MUCH thought in this...I suggest U find something more productive to do w/your time...& with the thought U put into homosexual acts, I bet U & Fagoto would hit it off quite well possibly even make a good couple
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#63891 - 10/19/04 01:56 PM
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The objective of this thread is to try and come up with a plan to turn john garfield.
Ok, how about this:
Spread some fresh newspaper in one corner of the cage; say, the "A" section and half the sports section. Set up a chair facing out of the corner. Book Garfield for a dominatrix shoot starring Kami, with Gen and Melissa to fluff. Tie him up in the chair, put a blindfold on him (do not gag him, we want to hear what's coming).
Have the fluffers talk smack in his ear about running his own business and all, and, like, really get him hard. A little foreplay then Kami tells him he better not let her down and really screw her ass good. (This is when it really gets tricky).
Just at that moment bring in Smartt, who's ass has just been lovingly shaved and powdered by Kyoto, and have him back down on Garfield. Right at the moment Garfields gonna let go, rip off the blindfold, turn on the lights, let Kyoto throw a fist-full of sand on both their genitals and everyone else yells "SURPRISE!"
I dunno, it may not make him go gay for pay, but I think it would make an impression. Can someone type "whut tha fuk" in Jerseyite?
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#63892 - 10/19/04 02:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It was a great story and idea, John don't take these personally, these are all just ideas that we can bounce around and mold into a solution, thats all.
Poll update
15 want john to do gay
3 don't
Looks like the board has spoken John.
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#63894 - 10/19/04 06:03 PM
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Gay For Pay
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LMFAO...no chance...I LOVE PUSSY too much
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#63896 - 10/19/04 07:16 PM
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Gay For Pay
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U will still get Your canteloupes....as long as I stay in the STRAIGHT side of the industry
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#63897 - 10/19/04 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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John you can still have pussy, but to make the scratch, to pay the bills you are going to have to jump on the gay bandwagon, its smoking hot right now and your the flavor of the month, ride it for all its worth my good man, otherwise you will regret it for the rest of your life, i promise you that, we want whats best for you here. Listen to monstar, he knows whats going on, he has his finger on the pulse of porn, listen to that man.
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#63898 - 10/19/04 09:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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apparently it's good money, check out the "cytheria's bf" thread on the shitlist. man, it's great to have a photographic memory for gossip and scandal, i wish stuff like where my keys are was as easy to recall
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#63899 - 10/20/04 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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John Garfield has the perfect homosexual ass. This is no joke, some people were born to do fag flicks, peter north, kurl lumberjack and John garfield. They were born to be stars in that field. Instead of denying yourself of it, embrace it, be all you can be, do all you can do and take all you can take, hold it, cherish it and make the most with it John. Your window of opportunity only stays open for so long.
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#63900 - 10/20/04 07:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Your window of opportunity only stays open for so long.
Not to mention, it's the ONLY way you'll ever make your mark. Look at the photos posted on this board - they rarely, if ever, even show the man's face. Straight porn ain't about the dudes, dude.
Bottoming is where it's at for you.
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#63901 - 10/20/04 07:41 PM
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Gay For Pay
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I guess no one listens to My other threads when I say I COULD CARELESS to make a career of it, if I did I'd B in Cali already... 
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#63902 - 10/20/04 07:43 PM
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I guess no one listens to My other threads when I say I COULD CARELESS to make a career of it, if I did I'd B in Cali already...
Shit Garfield I would of thought if you weren't interested you would have stopped responding second post into the request. You seem interested. Go for it. It's time for another sexual revolution, Garfield's revolution.
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#63903 - 10/20/04 08:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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For christ sake John, just take one in the ass for the team, your a team player right?, Then show it. We only want whats best for you and team cage.
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#63907 - 10/21/04 06:57 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Wait. Is Peter North Matt Ramsey????
I'm slow, I know.
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#63909 - 10/21/04 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thats the first time he has looked happy in porn, Garfield, you can learn a lot from that man and those pictures. North is a icon but his time is coming to an end someone needs to step in and be the north of this era, need the fag flick transition to make the leap into super stardom.
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