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The objective of this thread is to try and come up with a plan to turn john garfield.



Ok, how about this:
Spread some fresh newspaper in one corner of the cage; say, the "A" section and half the sports section. Set up a chair facing out of the corner. Book Garfield for a dominatrix shoot starring Kami, with Gen and Melissa to fluff. Tie him up in the chair, put a blindfold on him (do not gag him, we want to hear what's coming).

Have the fluffers talk smack in his ear about running his own business and all, and, like, really get him hard. A little foreplay then Kami tells him he better not let her down and really screw her ass good. (This is when it really gets tricky).

Just at that moment bring in Smartt, who's ass has just been lovingly shaved and powdered by Kyoto, and have him back down on Garfield. Right at the moment Garfields gonna let go, rip off the blindfold, turn on the lights, let Kyoto throw a fist-full of sand on both their genitals and everyone else yells "SURPRISE!"

I dunno, it may not make him go gay for pay, but I think it would make an impression. Can someone type "whut tha fuk" in Jerseyite?