I talked to Amber in purgatory and she is overwhelmed by everyone's support. She wants you all to know that she died of natural causes,* for a whore.

I asked her for some*, she said she used it all up on the ride down, I replied whores** lie!


*Bolivian nose candy

** and mopes, pimps (agents) producers and well, anyone else in the porn industry except for Holly Randall, Holly if you're reading this, call me maybe?