Like Mission Impossible, only with no Tom Cruise, and lots o' mopes.

Speaking of Tom Cruise how are he and Brandon Iron alike?

A) Tom Cruise is a millionare, Brandon has three Euro to rub together.
B) They are both 5'2 in lifts.
C) Neither has seen their daughters in 1,000 days.
D) Tom Cruise pays child support, Brandon pays nothing and attempts to get on de welfare in Ireland.

Anyway, here's the question. From time to time, someone in the outside world bonks Gia, and they come here to brag about it. It's not like we intrude on Gia's social life. These mopes force it on us, and don't even have the decency to post pics Gia's new tits.

Previously out of the goodness of my own heart. (before it was cremated) I just point out to them that they are one of a long line of mopes and there is a support group with Eric, Mr. Sniffles, and a chair leg.

But I'm beginning to think I should up my trolling game.

Friends, perverts, how should I treat Gia's new mopes when they come here to brag? Will someone write and record a new tune "I wish I was Gia's Mope" to the tune of Jessie's girl? What would the Burg do?

Current mope has helped the site, so I have held back on him. There was an incident or 2 that gave me douche chills, but I let him slide.

I just hope Gia changes her password, so if/when they break up, he don't sneak back into her acct and cause a ruckus.

Jerkules, what do you think about the possibility of Gia coming out of retirement to star in the indie horror monster short MOPEZILLA. hopefully it will not feature a self love scene with Kurt Lockwood telling us how gay/great he is.

Like most couples, my bf and I don't know each others' passwords. When he fixes things for XPT, I log in under my name for him then log out.

That is good. I was worried he would look through your PMs and see all the dick pix I send you.

The odds are tied to the fee offered. If it is a Brandon Irons production, very little chance. If Speilberg is producing it, then the $$ and Jew factor have her as a lock to knock the dust off the money maker and get back in the game.

Mope Protocol
In this scene Gia goes through an intense debriefing, with the usual results.

That's a good baby bird!

Nice job maintaining eye contact. Good form.