I am excited by the thought of a woman sitting next to me on my couch as I watch pornography. The woman weeps at what she sees with a mixture of shock, outrage, and deep disturbance. When I ejaculate I aim it at her blouse. One, is this indecent? And two, should I hire a prostitute to act out this scenaario or get a regular woman genuinely outrage and face the consequences?

Since you're not getting a regular woman any time in the next century, you'll need professional help.

In 'Apocalypse Now' the Air Calvary had helicopters with huge speakers blasting Wagner to demoralize the Vietnamese as they airraided a coastal village. If a copter similarly blasted sounds of gagging pornography and flew around a metropolitan area would the authorities simply wait for it to run out of fuel and land to arrest those responsible or would military aircraft get scrambled and shoot the helichopther out of the sky because they couldn't wait?

Exterior, Manhattan skyline, magic hour. Indistinction sounds reverberate off of the iconic buildings, seemingly from above. Gradually the sounds become louder and clearer a the black speck of a helicopter can be seen flitting about in the sky above. Eventually actual words can be made out and as the thwup ofvthe gigantic rotorblades becomes clear a dialogue swells to a cacophany:
Brandon Irons: ((("ARE YOU IN 'CHEEKGAGGERS' OR 'THROATGAGGERS'?")))
Tiffany Rayne: ((("I'M SORRY?...")))
Brandon Irons: ((("ARE YOU IN 'CHEEKGAGGERS' OR 'THROATGAGGERS'?")))
Tiffany Rayne: ((("THROATGAGGERS...")))
Tiffany Rayne: ((((***choking, coughing gagging sounds at ear damaging decibels***))))

The people of Manhattan look skyward with trepidation. A woman covers her mouth with her hand, a goombah chews gum and looks at others around him like "What the fuck is this?", etc. and soforth. Booming from above and nearly drowning out the sound of the chopper blades is:
(((((("I AM,HERE TO SUCK TWO REALLY BIG COCKS. TWO HUGE COCKS. THEY ARE GOING TO FORCEFEED THEM TO ME AND I AM GOING TO LIKE IT ALOT.")))))))

I love the smell of lip balm in the morning.