Jew. Be careful or Steez will accuse you of self-loathing as a defining characteristic.

My self loathing is strictly a post masturbation event.

You are not a nice Jewish boy. I'll bet you don't even have two dishwashers.

Sure I do, Julio and Mercedes. They come every other Wednesday.

Honestly, I have never known any "observant" Jews that keep kosher and all that stuff. It's like Catholics, I've never met one over 18 or so that still goes to church for anything other than major holidays and events.

Mini fridge for beer, pop and water. Tennessee Vols Football helmet magnet for same. Fridge is Orange. 3.2 cu.ft. cap.

$160 of nothing special at Sam's Club.

Haven't made this purchase yet and probably won't, but I'm discovering that a good way to get ignored by Ford dealers is to offer MSRP for one of the new 2017 Raptors. Jesus, I can see why I haven't stepped foot in a Ford dealership in over 20 years.

3 old Seiko 5s from the 70's. They are cheap and run like a charm. You kinda roll the dice when you get stuff off Ebay from these little places in India. But you can tell these have been serviced.

Couple retro lps by Crabby Appleton. Box cd set by "Bang" French Female pop singers of the 60s lp.
Founded a suede shirt at a local thrift store for .50 cents. Thats fitty cents!!! lol

Another 70s Seiko with a blue background.

4C water enhancer/flavor squirt deals: 2/$5 Tea&Lemonade and Orange/Tangerine

Hawaiian Punch water enhancer: $3.50

Lipton Chicken Noodle Cup Of Soup: 4boxes/$5.00

Basically a quick stop at the grocery store to get stuff for my water cooler that I keep forgetting. Gotta remember to stir em up though. The flavor shot must be denser than water, so my last sip of Orange/Tangerine was almost all artificial sweetener.

Surgery and labs for my beagle mix Maddy. Crazy dog swallowed a bunch of stuffing from her bed and it blocked her bowels. I'm supposed to call this morning to see how she is. Worried.

Sorry to hear that, BDM. Hope she pulls through.

She gets to come home at 3. They got the blockage out. She was being a diva this morning growling and refusing their food. Back to her normal hateful assed self. I'm getting rid of doggie beds and stuffed toys.

One time my brother in law got home to see his lab dragging its ass all over the lawn. He walked up, saw something hanging out of its ass and stepped on it. Dog yelped then ran off when my sister's wadded up stocking came free from its asshole.

Turn signal/wiper/hazards switch. Amazon $57.54 Friggin Autozone wanted $112.

Little leather wristband. Screws with looped ends. 50ft of rope. Cedar wood.

Making a blanket chest big enough to store a restrained whore?

Well, Twin Peaks is coming back to TV.

nah fuck I think I saw a moth. Wanted to hang my clothes outside (it's still cold as fuck here) but my balcony isn't ideal. I'll figure it out.

I had 2 suits get raped by moths since July. One jacket was untouched cause i had it in the plastic from dry cleaners, but pants hung right next to it were ruined.

It sucks. Just bought giant Ziploc vacuum bags and put them on the balcony. I had them years ago and the cold worked great. Hope it does again.

Black Rifle Coffee Silencer blend whole bean came in. Pretty good stuff. Smoooove.

^ "Coffee 'Silencer'"?? Hot Damn!! There finally IS a Cup of Shut Up.

Clothing moth traps. Should google if they're a scam or not. Ahh fuck it.

Holster for my Ruger Blackhawk .357 magnum SA. Thick leather tough as hell to break in. Got a leather holster for a S&W 629 .357 mag on the way.

For a "completely uncensored bulletin board system" that's pretty much a forum dedicated to hateful humor, you people have shown yourselves to have remarkably thin skin lately.

Anywhoo...

I mentioned my difficulties in finding a new Ford Raptor pickup truck to purchase, so I started checking websites in other states and I thought I had purchased a new truck. 3 weeks later, they're putting a new transmission in it and I've decided to back out of the deal. I was going to give up on buying one altogether, but my final solution has been to make an offer on a truck locally and I'm waiting to hear back from the dealership. I will admit that Jew Ash Gray wasn't my first color choice, but I think some day I could learn to love it.

here ya go, this one's ready for you. Your timing is perfect.

I don't even like Groucho Marx. Anyway, if you need me, I'll be hanging out in the SteezoBunker. I can be reached at my private line:

Well, if that doesn't prove anti-Semitism, nothing does. Hail Fredonia!

Hitler's phone had a modern jack in the back, or are you just over enamored of your reproduction collection?

I think that's just an empty hole. Anyway, this phone was in today's news: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hitlers-phone-used-order-millions-9852347

I don't see that jack in any of the photos in your link, Repro Man.

Shirt by
Oliver Spencer. Nice stuff.
https://oliverspencer.co.uk/menswear/clothing/shirts

The local Ford sales weasel was trying to jew me out of way more shekels than this new truck was worth and I was about to give up when I had an epiphany and decided to text the salesman who sold me my last car, which was an Audi. Excellent German craftsmanship in the Audi btw, although apparently these turbodiesels put out a noxious toxic gas that the suckers driving behind me will have to breathe in.

Anyway, the local Audi dealer's parent company recently bought the local Ford dealer and apparently Audi trumps Ford because the sales manager from Ford called to tell me they were taking my offer. And the sales weasel had to call me later to get my credit card info for the deposit. "Umm...I guess you had my bosses' boss call my boss...." He did NOT sound happy. Anyway, I'll have my new truck in two weeks.

Well, at least it gave you a chance to pretend to be white and "real" American. Too bad your auto dealer racially profiled you as the immigrant foreigner you are.

Electric percolator, steam iron, beard oil and Best of Ann Peebles on vinyl on Amazon.

Beard oil? You gaddam hipster!

Meh. I thought beard oil, like guns, was a normal part of life in Appalachia. As far as I'm concerned, it's only when those things wind up in Billyburg, Brooklyn, that they're a problem.

[WholeFoodsHipster]Dude, that beard oil is locally sourced, right?[/WholeFoodsHipster]

I knew the hipster situation was getting out of control when we had a local business open up selling beard oils and other beard grooming products.

Btw, I have a sensibly sized goatee. No products necessary.

Goatees, the mullets of the new millennium. Figures you would rock a decade-long out of style look. Any hunks of lamb and yoghurt stuck in that sucker?

I've had the goatee on and off for 20 years. Also, me and everyone else I knew had a mullet back then. "Take like a half inch or so off the top, the sides and the bangs, but leave it a little longer in the back, ok?"

The sales weasel at Ford tried to Jew me one last time and put my deposit down on the wrong truck, leaving the one I wanted up for sale. I talked to his manager and got things sorted out. Hopefully that shyster has learnt his lesson.

He still sees you as the wetback you truly are, Troll.




Of course you did. You're a wannabe "real American" redneck. too bad for you you're an immigrant foreigner trying desperately to "pass".

^ Good, let the hate flow through you.

not hate, just the harsh reality of your life.

Yeah, it sucks buying a brand new truck that was funded in a large part by the Trump rally in the stock market.

Bullshit. You didn't sell off any stocks. Nice try, troll.

^Only because I didn't have to.