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#637781 - 05/28/16 02:29 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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Holly Randall sitting on Berg's lap?
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#637789 - 05/28/16 03:43 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Straight For Pay
Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 938
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
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Happy to hear there will be a new banner. Maybe the website can have some real branding to help set itself apart from the other wannabe websites?
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#637792 - 05/28/16 04:17 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3082
Loc: cleanup
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Looks good. Sure beats the current one.
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#637855 - 05/30/16 06:25 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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Love it. I'm not crazy about the font, but it's penis free, so it's a huge improvement.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#637859 - 05/30/16 06:40 AM
Re: New Banner
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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#637868 - 05/30/16 07:19 AM
Re: New Banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3082
Loc: cleanup
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Chuck, try clearing your cache and refresh.
Edited by J.B. (05/30/16 07:21 AM)
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#637871 - 05/30/16 07:26 AM
Re: New Banner
[Re: nassim]
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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I get that the board has a retro, too cool for school vibe, but I think that could be accomplished with no penises, just text.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#637873 - 05/30/16 07:31 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3082
Loc: cleanup
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pics like these ones that Gia took... Are strokeworthy as fuck, but probably actionable under DCMA because she sold the rights to (most if not all of them) to the various publishers. Posting here, at time of publication, is fair use by the photog (and advertisement for publications) but use in the banner wouldn't work.
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#637896 - 05/30/16 08:49 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Doh...damned DCMA
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#637939 - 05/30/16 09:08 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Edited by J.B. (06/02/16 04:06 AM)
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#637943 - 05/30/16 10:14 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3019
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The plain brick wall is inspired and I think it is the correct one. You might alter the font slightly but nothing dumb like from a heavy metal rock & roll album cover. I just hope if you decide to change it you like put it away somrwhere safe so you can reinstate it after you realize you made a mistake.
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#637951 - 05/31/16 02:32 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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I like that a lot. People, if you have anymore banner ideas, I'm all for it. Me likely, we could rotate them.
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#637955 - 05/31/16 02:58 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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This new brick-in-the-wall banner is entirely too spartan. It requires whore-related aggrandizement.
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#637966 - 05/31/16 08:21 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#637970 - 05/31/16 08:34 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3082
Loc: cleanup
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Yeah, I think 3's a winner.
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#637993 - 05/31/16 05:05 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
[Re: Bluecipher]
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3082
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Those are nice, especially nos. two, three, and five. Three and five would go better with the new, dijon-free color scheme, so, IMO, it's down to the age old question: Tits or Ass. Tits and/or Ass, but please, no cock. Well, that's why we have the brick-in-the-wall banner as a temporary measure until we can decide on a permanent, non-Tritonian replacement. Snapfap, those were all really good, esp. No. 3. For legal reasons, and in an overabundance of caution after last week's drive-by CP posting, we need to know a little more about the underlying pic before we can make it the official banner. See your PM's.
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#637996 - 05/31/16 05:27 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/11/13
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Those are nice, especially nos. two, three, and five. Three and five would go better with the new, dijon-free color scheme, so, IMO, it's down to the age old question: Tits or Ass. Tits and/or Ass, but please, no cock. Well, that's why we have the brick-in-the-wall banner as a temporary measure until we can decide on a permanent, non-Tritonian replacement. Snapfap, those were all really good, esp. No. 3. For legal reasons, and in an overabundance of caution after last week's drive-by CP posting, we need to know a little more about the underlying pic before we can make it the official banner. Will PM you in a bit. Just got out of work. #4, but take the "o" out of porn, and slide the butt over to the left and down just a little so the butt hole replaces the "o". I have better pictures of gaped butt holes to use that would be better.
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#637997 - 05/31/16 05:35 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3082
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This new brick-in-the-wall banner is entirely too spartan. It requires whore-related aggrandizement. Agreed. Some newb has a bunch of great designs. Waiting to see the provenance on the underlying pics before approval. (2257/DCMA issues)
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#638077 - 06/01/16 08:47 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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#638079 - 06/01/16 10:25 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
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#638083 - 06/02/16 04:12 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3082
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So do I. Link restored. ANyone else have a preference?
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#638091 - 06/02/16 01:14 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Whoremaster
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#638110 - 06/02/16 07:30 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Love it!!!! Fresh. Contemporary. It pops.
And it's penis free!!!!
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#638112 - 06/02/16 07:33 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/23/13
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Nice Jurassic Park font vibe since this place is full of dinosaurs...
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#638131 - 06/03/16 05:15 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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The feel of it reminds me of an HBO sex special or something similar. I like it.
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#638196 - 06/05/16 12:36 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Too monotone. And I can't tell what the chick is exactly doing. Looks like she's digging in her ass for something, but I'm not quite sure. I liked the booby ones better (3&5, I think?). But regardless, it needs some color or something for contrast.
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#638202 - 06/05/16 09:48 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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#638204 - 06/05/16 10:56 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I like the first one. The non-blurry color version of the current banner. And the pill crawl pic strikes a personal note for me. I'm still convinced I have an oxy somewhere down in my basement.
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#638207 - 06/05/16 11:02 AM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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I like it in both color and b/w. Some of the others I like in color only. We can rotate 'em every few weeks. Esp with seasonal stuff like the independence day one.
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#638214 - 06/05/16 03:05 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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You would expect the images on a banner to be immediately recognizable and iconic whether blurred or not. So this must be strictly an insider thing again because I can't make heads or tails of it. It's kind of ridiculous to be obscurant and exclusionary on a pornography message board.
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#638222 - 06/05/16 05:08 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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Eyes are windows into the soul and the set of the human eyes is a perfect fit for the shape of a banner. So I propose a pair of eyes, heavily mascaraed/makedupped, widened, upsidedown, slimey with indeterminable fluids that can be narrowed down to the semen/saliva/phlegm catagories. This adheres to the no penis charter.
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#638225 - 06/05/16 05:19 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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But a stiffened penis is also perfect for the shape of a banner.
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#638228 - 06/05/16 07:35 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/11/13
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Take the fat boob off, disgusting! I would think Gia would be as repulsed by that as I.
And the original, I can't tell what is going on either. Is she wiping cum from her butt hole?
I really liked my idea about a gaping ass hole replacing the "O" in Porn Talk. Simple, and classless.
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#638229 - 06/05/16 08:06 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Take the fat boob off, disgusting! I would think Gia would be as repulsed by that as I. Well, she's the one who added it to the rotation, so you're wrong there. BTW, who are you again? We've been trying to solicit ideas from the regs. Not sure you qualify.
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#638231 - 06/05/16 08:34 PM
Re: I'm making a new banner
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Demon Spawn
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"Gaped" buttholes are considered injured buttholes by the medicine establishment.
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