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#320005 - 12/13/08 12:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just got GTA IV for PC and now it's giving me guff about not having a "windows live" idea whatever that is.
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#320006 - 12/13/08 04:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Hi, Alex.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#320007 - 12/13/08 04:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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self xmas present in advanced


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#320008 - 12/13/08 07:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Loc: Portland
Quote:

alex why do you eat over your sketches ?





I ran out of space.




The water heater DOES take up about 20% of available space in the parents' basement...

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#320009 - 12/13/08 07:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I ran out of space.




How 'bout all that space between your ears?

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#320010 - 12/19/08 03:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Loc: The 4th International
Western Digital External HDD 500GB @ EUR 70.00
Logitech mouse @ EUR 20.00

Assorted stuff @ EUR 3.56

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#320011 - 12/19/08 03:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#320012 - 12/19/08 04:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Freestyah and me may not be on the same page but we are in the same chapter.

WD 320 GB external harddrive $80

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#320013 - 12/19/08 06:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Darrah, this thread is for what you've purchased, not what you stole from a nearby nursing home.
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#320014 - 12/19/08 06:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I bought my friend a rhinestone heart necklace that's actually a flash drive.
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#320015 - 12/19/08 07:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:







Darrah, this thread is for what you've purchased, not what you stole from a nearby nursing home.




I'm sorry you're not in the Christmas spirit. Now go hang Christmas lights outside your homeless shelter and fall off the ladder and don't come out of your coma till next spring. K, thankz.


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#320016 - 12/19/08 07:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just bought a Flarke bookcase over at Ikea Brooklyn for only $19.99 + tax!!! Wow,a bookcase for only $20, not the best quality but it is good enough for me. I also bought 2 hot dogs and 1 cinnamon bun at the Ikea cafeteria. Only $0.50 for a hot dog and a dollar for a cinnamon bun. This is the cheapest place for hot dogs in NYC. This is the bookcase:



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#320017 - 12/19/08 08:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Wow,a bookcase for only $20, not the best quality but it is good enough for me.





Got busted stealing milk crates again, huh?

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#320018 - 12/19/08 08:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gifts: Season 2 of The Tudors for my niece. A Dakine knapsack and Matix shirt for my little nephew. A Quiksilver winter coat for my big nephew , because he 'lost' the other one and my sis was gonna make him pay to replace it. A Nikon Coolpix s210 with memory card for my brother, who will return the favour by getting me socks and underwear. And a longsleeve undershirt and logo-t from Banana Republic for my fashion-retarded brother-in-law (two words: mock turtlenecks). Oh yeah and a pair of BR jeans for myself cuz I can't pass up a bargain...
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#320019 - 12/20/08 02:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Another Ikea bookcase for $20.00:


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#320020 - 12/20/08 03:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Do you buy yourself something every time you kill a child?
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#320021 - 12/20/08 06:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Do you buy yourself something every time you kill a child?




There's a rescission on; every OTHER time Panzie kills a child he gets a free burger...

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#320022 - 12/20/08 07:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I thought the Panzerburgers were made from the dead children.

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#320023 - 12/22/08 08:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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http://myworld.ebay.com/alexpanzeradt

can you imagine the luck having this guy know your shipping address?

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#320024 - 12/22/08 08:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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panzer daddy pissed cause his baby boy buying shit.

POPS MAD


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#320025 - 12/22/08 08:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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"I wanna lose fat so I can weight at around 200Lbs." - panzer goals in life

He fat so he try the gym

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#320026 - 12/22/08 08:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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"it smells manly not girlie" - panzer

Fag? YES!

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#320027 - 12/22/08 08:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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name to a face? sure why not?



ugly ass mofo

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#320028 - 12/22/08 08:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Thanks to you Kwanzaa came early this year.
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#320029 - 12/22/08 08:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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WTF kinda goddamn outfit is that?!!!! Did he go to an industrial show with Longshot?
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#320030 - 12/22/08 08:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/21/04
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anything for dirty ass hairy

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#320031 - 12/22/08 08:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/21/04
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panzer blog shit too

he like to waste time

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#320032 - 12/22/08 08:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You forgot this one:



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#320033 - 12/22/08 09:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#320034 - 12/22/08 09:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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WTF kinda goddamn outfit is that?!!!! Did he go to an industrial show with Longshot?





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#320035 - 12/22/08 09:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Oh yay, Aspartame. Crappy teeth, lupus, fibromyalgia, arthritis, multiple sclerosis, and parkinson's disease in a box.
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#320036 - 12/22/08 10:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#320037 - 12/22/08 10:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 11/24/08
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Quote:



Oh yay, Aspartame. Crappy teeth, lupus, fibromyalgia, arthritis, multiple sclerosis, and parkinson's disease in a box.




Didn't you recently say on here that you live on diet soda? That box might last me two weeks. I used to drink more but read the hazards of aspartame. Nearly killed me going cold turkey at first.



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#320038 - 12/22/08 10:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Where did I say that? I never even had soda growing up. Sure as hell not with alcohol either because I drink booze straight. If I eat pizza, sometimes I'll sneak in an evil diet coke but that's like a few times a year.
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#320039 - 12/22/08 11:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Hmmm, I could have sworn I saw you say that here. I'll look for it.


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#320040 - 12/22/08 11:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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alex if you save all the money you spend in those things you can get your own place

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#320041 - 12/22/08 11:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Here it is. *click*

Quote:

Kayden Kross did give me a Diet Coke. That stuff is like crack to me.





I assumed you meant addictive when you said it's like crack to you.



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#320042 - 12/22/08 11:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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I drank it. There are no absolutes and that includes drinking a diet coke a few times a year. No way would I all the time. Not just for health reasons but my food cravings aren't geared that way.

It was like crack because it gave me energy. Adultcon didn't have Starbucks.
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#320043 - 12/22/08 11:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

You forgot this one:






You were kind of in shape at one point. How did you become such a fat turd?
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#320044 - 12/22/08 11:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:







Oh yay, Aspartame. Crappy teeth, lupus, fibromyalgia, arthritis, multiple sclerosis, and parkinson's disease in a box.




According to doctors or freaks like David Icke?

Oh yeah: An Ipod for my 71year old mom, a swiss army laptop case for my big sis (sold to me by a store full of ignorant and loud coons), a shirt and sweater for my pops, and Socks for two gals from American Apparel (plus a little shirt for a friend's baby). the 300 i just won and my monday game covers it all!
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#320045 - 12/22/08 11:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 11/24/08
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You were kind of in shape at one point. How did you become such a fat turd?




What picture exactly was he "fat" in? The pictures I've seen so far aren't "fat".


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#320046 - 12/22/08 11:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

According to doctors or freaks like David Icke?



My skin actually did get smoother and healthier looking when I went cold turkey.


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#320047 - 12/22/08 11:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

You were kind of in shape at one point. How did you become such a fat turd?




What picture exactly was he "fat" in? The pictures I've seen so far aren't "fat".






Wow. That settles it. You really are fat.
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#320048 - 12/22/08 11:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 11/24/08
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Quote:

Wow. That settles it. You really are fat.



I a not fat! Bitch please. Say that again and we're taking it outside! You were never fat when you were 125 at 5 foot 3. Show me a picture of him at what you think is fat. None of the pictures I've seen of him are fat. Ron Jeremy is fat!



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#320049 - 12/23/08 12:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Ahem...5'4". Look around. There are pictures of fat-ass Panzer all over this place. But I see that you're busy setting the bar really low by saying no one is fat until they've reached RJ-esque proportions.
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#320050 - 12/23/08 12:11 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 11/24/08
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Quote:

But I see that you're busy setting the bar really low




Maybe because I'm not part of the entertainment industry where a woman has to kill herself to get down to a size zero.





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#320051 - 12/23/08 12:18 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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I know plenty of people with regular careers who are in shape and eat healthy. Just because the average woman in our country is a size 12, doesn't make it right. That said, I bought a desk calender at the $0.99 Store, blank cds and some yummy plantains.
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#320052 - 12/23/08 12:39 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Though I despise KIm Kardashian, she's about our height but weighs way more and has one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood. All I know is that my cousin is thinner than I am and she thinks she's fat. She works at a hospital where she sees sick people all the time but doesn't see a problem with how she's living her life. Works out at a gym and takes dance lessons to lose weight but still thinks she's fat. Think Jennifer Love Hewitt with smaller boobs .... ten years ago.



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#320053 - 12/23/08 01:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

According to doctors or freaks like David Icke?



My skin actually did get smoother and healthier looking when I went cold turkey.





Sez you. Anecdotal evidence does not a case make.
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#320054 - 12/23/08 07:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Panz is a bear

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