If I ever go to a for real prostitute ever again this is the act I will want to buy. How much can I expect to pay for this? Also, as this act causes genuine involuntary distress what steps can I take to ensure that I will not be bitten or that she won't be injured? Also, is it weird if I want to leave the audio recorder on my phone running during the act so I can play back the sounds later and fondly recall the experience?

No upsell. Just tell her to lay on the bed w/ her head hanging off it and start fucking her mouth. Most whores will be happy, cause it is less work they have to do.

That hasn't been my experience. My most recent encounter ended early. After a couple gags and released saliva she got up and said. "This is fucked up, dude. I can't do this. Just pay me for a blowjob and we'll call it even."

Maybe you weren't aggressive enough. Women love confident, assertive men.

Women love phony assed liars.

^Then we get Trump.

You gotta get better whores, who realize they are nothing besides worthless fuck meat, to be used and discarded.

Needlessly callous.

Nah, just hard truth.

"Will you hang your head upsidedown off the edge of the bed?"

"Huh? Uh, no. I don't want to do that. I don't feel comfortable doing that."

"Okay, can I pinch your nose shut while I fuck your mouth?"

"What? Jesus. How am I supposed to breathe?"

"But that's... You aren't... Okay, fine. Well, is it okay if I try to make you puke? I'm really wanting to feel the sensation of hot puke spewing over my cock and balls..."

"I'm fucking out of here. You're fucking sick. I'll do just about anything. You can put it my ass, I'll even pretend I'm dead. But you have serious mental problems, fucker."

"You lookin' for a good time, baby?"

"Yes indeed. You're a lovely girl. How much we talking?"

"Depends on what you want."

"I like oral."

"You want me to suck on that cock don't ya, baby?"

"Sort of. What I really want is to fuck you in the mouth until you can't breathe and are gagging and eventually hopefully you'll puke."

"...... Dude."

"Oh yeah and I want to beat off on your boobs at the end."

I got bit.

If she broke the skin, yer justified in slugging her. You would have a clear case of self defense, should authorities be called.

It never came to broken skin. The dangerous moment passed when I went limp and yelped "Okay! Okay! Sorry! Sorry!" She simply held me snuggly and firmly until the threat was neutralized. Like in footage you see of the big cats biting the throats of hooved plains animals. We got along swimmingly after that and I came so hard my asshole rumbled like a volcano.

If true, funniest story ever.

Before you initially insert your phallus into her mouth, try telling her "Pinch my thigh, if you need to breathe." That will build some trust, and the adrenaline from the pinch will give you the added strength to hold her head down against her struggles. When she starts twisting the pinched thigh meat is when the fun has really started.

I don't think that will work. Biting down will always remain an option. I believe the only truly safe environment, safe for the penis, is with cameras and some semblance of a showbusiness atmosphere. I feel only in this way can the intuitive urge the lady feels to bite down during the more distressing moments can be circumvented by the stress of a performance. Which is easy enough clearly in these days and times as far as the equiptment availability and the diy cultural climate. The thing that holds me back is the paperwork, which I hate doing anyway and I'm certain in this case would be doubly sobering and mood killing.

If you want to completely guarantee she won't bite your dick, when you grab her head, put yer thumb on her eye, and tell her if she bites you she's gonna have to buy a patch or a marble on her way home.

I suppose if you're looking simply for solutions without regard to morality that is an option. But won't gouging out her eye just increase the force of her bite reflex?

No body going to want to fuck a one eyed whore.

Don't try bringing morality to an XPT conversation.

OP: dude. How about building a bit of trust simply. Vibing. Showing you're fun and not a serious threat. Whores aren't robots, but you almost sound like one (or a troll, but I'm new here and might not get a joke if it is one).

Seriously, the safer you make (any) woman feel the more of your outrageous desires/ demands they will be willing to go along with. Being too blunt too quickly, i.e. going into detail before building up a vibe for at least a few moments, usually doesn't accomplish that - in which case you'll be left with the kind of ladies that'll do anything if just the price is right, and you can usually discern those by the equipment dangling from their walls.

Just a general thought: My cock isn't a weapon. It can barely be considered an insult.

So you don't envision yer cock as a knife that is repeatedly stabbing a woman?

When dealing with the vagina in this way, envision one's own penis as a blade and plunging in with intent to kill, there can actually be some mutually satisfying results obtained and I believe that even some enlightened academic texts on sexuality from the 1970s actually encourage such fantasization. It gets a little dicey when dealing with her butthole in this way though, because actual blood is far more likely to be drawn and the lines blur and the scales of mutual satisfaction tip.

But of course I realize you were talking about "whores" so this nition may seem vastly irrelevent to you.

Of course I'm discussing whores. This is no site to be discussing human women on.

We've entered the Twilight Zone. Imagine if you will......

I think this has turned into a fine discussion. Jerkules and I have shared divergent opinions with civility and goodwill.

I have a hard time understanding how you've been a member of this site since 2006 and you still view whores as humans. I learned that practically by osmosis when I was just lurking to see the filthy pics on here, like the Whore Demotivators.

I've been a member here in one form or another for considerably longer that that. And to answer the implied question about my point of view in terms of the sliver of philosophy where our points of view overlap: pornography ceases to be interesting to me when the women involved are less than human beings.

So you don't like ANY porn anymore?

Dude, it's easy. I've done this before with hookers. I didn't do the upside down head hanging off the bed thing though. I prefer the whore on her knees so I can watch. I also prefer to feel the whore's tongue under my cock. It's softer than the tongueless top of her throat which is what the bottom of your cock is rubbing against if the whore is upside down. The head off the bed thing is just a good camera angle because the whore's face is unobstructed, plus she ends up throwing up on her own face, which makes for a great shot.

The first thing the whore does when she comes over is she collects the money. Then she calls the agency to let them know she collected. Once that's done I'll offer her extra money to blow me without a condom. In my experience, $60 - $80 does the trick. The key thing is to convince her that you're clean and that you aren't going to cum in her mouth.

Once the negotiation is over, I focus on making her comfortable. I usually put on some music and offer her a drink. Then I'll light up a joint and offer her some. I'll talk to her a bit like she's a girl I'm hooking up with (as opposed to a sub-human meat hole.) This is important. Whores are nervous. They don't know if you're going to beat them, try to kill them etc. You want the whore to be relaxed. You want her to feel like there is chemistry between the two of you. If you succeed here she will genuinely want to please you and you'll be able to manipulate her.

When it's time to get down to business I just act like I'm in a porn movie. They know the drill. You pull your cock out and they automatically get on their knees. Let her chug cock for a few minutes and then just start fucking her throat.

One whore made me stop and said "I'm gonna throw up!" I just said "that's okay, I like that" and we were back in business. If the whore complains just do what the porn directors do. Tell her you're almost done, remind her that you already paid her and you're going to get your money's worth, etc.

^^^ I like all of it except treating them like they are human.

A whore is a service provider. That's all.

That was an extremely gracious and well thought out tutorial.

I generally treat a whore like a lady.

^ What if the lady is a tramp?

Then order the spaghetti

Of all the pornography ladies I have leered upon Bobbi Starr mostly closely resembles a cocker spaniel from the right side of the tracks in the best way.

I'm proud of what we've done here.

Bobbi Starr is missed. Secretly I hope for her marriage to fall apart like those of all the other porn whores, and for her to return to porn to care for her child. I know that makes me bad. And kind of an ADT fag.

I miss these types of intellectual exchanges.

Some prostitutes need a good facefucking. I picked up this twentysomething prosty named Kayla this afternoon and had a great time. I would never facefuck Kayla because she is a sweet girl who has a bad sickness called opioid addiction.