So someone sent me this pic, with the caption "Alex Chace got fat":






Never heard of the whore, so I went looking for a "before" pic. But they're all pretty much like that. Sveltest I could find was this:






Then I saw she also goes by the name "Marcy Meattower" (!) That google image search was, well...

LMGTFY

Still only 27 years old too.