My mother doesn't drink and never did outside of teenage years and might have half a beer or glass of wine once every two months

My father was a long hall truck driver so he was gone a lot. You know making money for the man. Working hard. The American Dream. He hates Fags. Loved God guns and rush Limbaugh. Served two tours in nam, but he was also a pathological liar who thought the illuminati was real and that he use to be a 33rd degree mason. Art bell was his preferred small hours radio show.


We all know your dad was a black or Beaner mail man that fucked you mom up the shit hole while your dad was pulling a double shift at the soup can factory. You were the product of butthole to vag drip