My father never LOVED me. He told me he LIKED me as a lover: smelly honky, Scott Fagner, Londo Cat, Wanker Wang, Paul Fishbein, Steve Orenstein, Steve Hirsch, Paul Cambria, John Fagliano, Joone, Russ Hampshire, Al Goldstein, Larry Flynt, Wankus, Evan Stone, Pat Myne, Denver Don, Dave Cummings, or was it the biggest buttercup of all - ChickenMaster? DEAL WITH IT CHUMPS, PUNKS & CUPCAKES!