Benidorm is known as the cheap multi storey shit hole of Spain, there's a local 70+ yr old stripper named sticky Vicky who opens bottles of beer with her cunt & also lights light bulbs with it

Her daughter is in the same trade too

You should see if they will appear in one of your films and you can stick a toilet lid over their head and a light bulb up their fanny

The Japanese would lap it up.