Ok, let me tell you a little more about Big Slong.

I am 66 years old, and have had my way with over three thousand women! . I am retired, independent wealthy, and I'm going out like Nicolas Cage out of "Leaving Las Vegas", except not with the booze, but with the pussy! . I believe in banging as many chicks as possible, throughout the world, and very rarely wear protection (never have liked that raincoat stuff)! .

All of these women know that not only do I screw their bodies, but I screw their soul's! . After an encounter with me, their lives are never the same!

I have 13 children (that I know of), and the bottom line is whether a chick is a pro, semi pro or civilian, when I see something I like, I have to have it! . Whatever the price, cost or consequence to me or others.

It seems there are a lot of members out there who do not like the confidence I have in myself, nor appreciate my length! . But make no mistake about it, . I am hung! At any opportunity, . out comes my Big Prick, and it stays out! . If it was up to me, I would never wear any clothes ever!

Call it jealousy, envy, whatever. I am Big Slong! . I even changed my first name legally to Big Slong! It is on my drivers licence and everything!

Currently I am living in Thailand, and invite anyone out there who wants speak with me “personally”, to send me a message, and we can meet up. I have even enclosed a picture of myself on this report so if you see me out at one of the go-go bars or at a disco to come up and say “hello”! I am a nice person, and am very “down to earth”. I just take my “work” and my way of life very seriously!

At my age (and still going strong), I may be the last true monger of my generation! Perhaps now you guys know a bit more about me, I will get some respect!

Big Slong

Big Slong aka AIDS Ridden Moron

In his defense if you are older than dirt do you really give a flying fuck if you get aids?