Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Please take a short walk off a pier. Your hat is too small and you have gas station sunglasses.


Comedy is not your strong suit. The joke goes "Please take a LONG walk off a SHORT pier." My hat is the largest on offer from H&M and my sunglasses are stylish, 10-year-old Adidas. We europeans have a different fashion sense than you Walmart-shopping Americans. Where is Sasha Grey so I can have a decent conversation and smoke a Gauloises cigarette?
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