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#636703 - 05/03/16 07:54 PM
male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Registered: 05/01/16
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difficult to name just 1 so here goes in no particular order:
lee stone - seems like such a shithead and he kills every scene he is in
brandon iron - tries to be funny in his posts here but is incredibly annoying. you could be an ax murderer but you're ok by brandon as long as you haven't hurt him financially. gives a pass to donny long, joe blow and others.
khan tusion - cuz i dont like sadistic assholes so might as well throw the facial abuse guys in here as well
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#636707 - 05/03/16 08:25 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
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Jay Ashley because when she started making those noises he just kept going.
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#636709 - 05/03/16 09:30 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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difficult to name just 1 so here goes in no particular order:
lee stone - seems like such a shithead and he kills every scene he is in
brandon iron - tries to be funny in his posts here but is incredibly annoying. you could be an ax murderer but you're ok by brandon as long as you haven't hurt him financially. gives a pass to donny long, joe blow and others.
khan tusion - cuz i dont like sadistic assholes so might as well throw the facial abuse guys in here as well
Try watching porn from this decade.
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#636720 - 05/04/16 04:29 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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I always strive to be #1. Yet, you remain a piece of No. 2.
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#636726 - 05/04/16 06:07 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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You know, Photo No. 1 looks a whole more like you standing at the dock with a selfie stick rather than actually being aboard. No. 3 was clearly taken on the beach. No. 2? I'd say you and Doony hightailed it to Spain and bought yourselves a new tiki boat. In which case, you're both about to be Whale No. 2. I shit you not.
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#636731 - 05/04/16 09:46 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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The correct answer to the OP is Porno Dan. Why? Because he's Porno Dan.
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#636733 - 05/04/16 09:57 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
[Re: gia jordan]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Please take a short walk off a pier. Your hat is too small and you have gas station sunglasses. Comedy is not your strong suit. The joke goes "Please take a LONG walk off a SHORT pier." My hat is the largest on offer from H&M and my sunglasses are stylish, 10-year-old Adidas. We europeans have a different fashion sense than you Walmart-shopping Americans. Where is Sasha Grey so I can have a decent conversation and smoke a Gauloises cigarette?
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#636736 - 05/04/16 11:25 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
[Re: gia jordan]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Please take a short walk off a pier. Your hat is too small and you have gas station sunglasses. Wait, are there other places to buy sunglasses?
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#636737 - 05/04/16 11:37 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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You board the Bahia De Benidorm at the marina... Commoners. Yeah, but you're not actually aboard, there, are you? You're out on the pier with a selfie stick like your fellow commoners.
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#636738 - 05/04/16 11:48 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/01/16
Posts: 5
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Gia nails it, nothing fashionable European about your look Brandon, just pure white trash all the way. My dream scene is gia going slap happy on you with a strapon.
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#636740 - 05/04/16 11:51 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Boy, the tone and subject matter between BI's posts and DL's blog are as close as can be. I rule, you drool vacation boasts. Peas in a pod.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#636746 - 05/04/16 01:12 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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I do not pee in a pod. We europeans use bidets! Stupid Americans! You're not European, you never boarded that boat, and this schtick of you playing "Li'l Buddy" to Doony's "Skipper" is pretty fucking ghey, Gilligan
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#636747 - 05/04/16 01:33 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Straight For Pay
Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 911
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
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Comedy is not your strong suit. The joke goes "Please take a LONG walk off a SHORT pier." My hat is the largest on offer from H&M and my sunglasses are stylish, 10-year-old Adidas. We europeans have a different fashion sense than you Walmart-shopping Americans. Where is Sasha Grey so I can have a decent conversation and smoke a Gauloises cigarette? BI you should call Doony and get him to defend you on this thread! You are once again under attack and you need his help.
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#636751 - 05/04/16 02:31 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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Most of us are of a mind you should both stop posting, Tiny Mindless Canuck.
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"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#636758 - 05/04/16 03:25 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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I'll stop posting when one of you gutless wonders starts punching. Please. You'd run and hide like Doony did when the bloviating fruit came a'knocking.
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"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#636760 - 05/04/16 03:32 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Yeah, machismo is certainly not in your wheelhouse. Stick with what you know, dodging and pleading for attention. The only difference between you begging for clicks and DL begging for tokens is the ethnicity of the homely whore.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#636762 - 05/04/16 03:51 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Not macho, you say? Show me YOUR photo standing next to a deadly fanged man-eating mountain cat.  Please heart my profile if you enjoyed this pic: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/Thank you for your continued, unwavering, endless-vacation-enabling support.
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#636764 - 05/04/16 04:05 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Pussies don't eat their own.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#636767 - 05/04/16 04:12 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Not macho, you say? Show me YOUR photo standing next to a deadly fanged man-eating mountain cat.
That animal isn't standing next to a man. BTW, I've been meaning to ask what you cut was on the sale of PWL.
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#636769 - 05/04/16 04:25 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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I survived a close encounter with a vicious beast. After meeting Gia, I went to a zoo in Spain and took that photo. Gia's 5'4", so I can see how she must've terrified you.
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#636770 - 05/04/16 04:59 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
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Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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A walking Alabama Hot Pocket if there ever was one.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#636776 - 05/04/16 06:02 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
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Well, I called you a full-of-shit pussy and you retorted by calling me a frozen turd. Battle of wits and I am claiming victory. That was easy.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#636793 - 05/05/16 12:09 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
[Re: tbaggervance]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Yes, it is easy to claim anything. Too easy. Look, anyone with a pulse knows how big anything Frozen is. My advice to you is to Let It Go. 
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#636925 - 05/08/16 08:18 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/02/16
Posts: 8
Loc: Emerald Isle
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Benidorm is known as the cheap multi storey shit hole of Spain, there's a local 70+ yr old stripper named sticky Vicky who opens bottles of beer with her cunt & also lights light bulbs with it
Her daughter is in the same trade too
You should see if they will appear in one of your films and you can stick a toilet lid over their head and a light bulb up their fanny
The Japanese would lap it up.
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#636926 - 05/08/16 08:19 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/02/16
Posts: 8
Loc: Emerald Isle
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For the record id like to punch Manuel Ferrara
Cos he is French
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#636927 - 05/08/16 08:57 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
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I saw Ferrera in some behind the scenes pornography where he asked Anette Schwatrz "How does you say 'whore' in German?" How does a Frenchman not know how to say whore in German?
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#636938 - 05/09/16 10:51 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Follow her lead.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#636945 - 05/09/16 02:40 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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Is it possible that a gang of male relatives of Patti Amor are hunting Brandon Irons down to give him an Ecuadoran Necktie?
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#637671 - 05/26/16 07:16 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/01/16
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who is this loser? he infuriates me, so damn ugly and he got to bang velicity von and katin
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#637674 - 05/26/16 07:28 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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^  Henry Rollins meets Corky. 
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#637737 - 05/28/16 06:46 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#637806 - 05/29/16 06:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Who is Corky?
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#637849 - 05/29/16 06:20 PM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Down's syndrome kid from the TV show Life Goes On.
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#637892 - 05/30/16 08:44 AM
Re: male pornstar you would most like to punch & why
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Ha^ nice try. Sounds like a cockapoos name to me.
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