Pretty wild assed forum but the links section on the home page is for shit. 80 percent dead. Needs updating badly.

Sponsored links use unsupported plug in. Seriously? Who the fuck is in charge of this Mongolian clusterfuck?

What's a "spider"?

Here is one link that works: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron/

And the wheel goes round and round.
Spider v

Seriously the home page is terrible. UPDATE IT!

Is anyone gonna fix this post count bullshit? I'm seriously on the rag. Where the fuck is Moe Howard?

I'd like it to be fixed as well.

There's other issues besides these that didn't exist before, and which predate Gia being made admin: There's problems with using unique characters. There's problems with being able to cut & paste, even even internally from xpt, posts and images, (and even within the same thread).

We learned today that Sean just suckered Keli into selling LIB. If that's what held up fixing stuff, Okay. That was a worthwhile con, and well played. Again, congrats. You're clearly smarter than your grammar tells.

Can we get on this now?

Looks like the dead links have been removed. Good on XPT!
Edit: Nope. They're still there. The site has slowed down. Is someone working on it as we speak?

That's a good start. Let's see if the other tech issues get fixed. Thanks, Mr. Sensitive.

I had to edit my post. Look.

Glad I'm not the only guy speaking too soon this week, BDM.

^Yeah, I don't think he'll do it, either, but I figured I'd be polite for once.

Be good to get a new header and an easier way to post pics, although I assume the latter would require a revamp of the site.

Or simply reinstating the Old XPT Graemlins that were removed when Steve C ruined the board.

The one that projectile vomitted was my favourite. I miss that one.

I would've thought it was :drunky: but I miss 'em all.

:Jack off banana:

Pretty much all of these:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=527904#Post527904

Thanks for moving my comment on emoticons here. Also the Quick Reply sucks, just lost my original post.

PS. Half the time I can't login either. Have to return the next day and I'm not even drunk. Anyone else have this problem?

It's not just the quick reply. If you tried to use the old emoticons by putting the url between img tags, it doesn't work 3/4 of the time. Nor any other c&p job most times.

Well, the Gag Factor site hasn't been updated for a month, so don't hold your breath about things getting fixed.

Who's in charge of this ship? It's taking on water.

Well, we tried to right the ship, but some paranoid freaks froke the fuck out about it, as you know.

Video posting never seems to work. I have to fuck around with the code for 5 minutes to get it to display.

Can someone please fix the fucking post count??????

How are you trying to post vids Claude? I never seem to have a problem.

Oooh, I'm loving my 9,000+ post count! So big! So powerful!

....all this and humility. Hell of a feller.

Obviously, my posts have depth and meaning to them. So much so, in fact, that XXXPT has chosen to preserve them for time immemorial. Thank you, XXXPT. I'm honoured.

@BD I try and use the post video tool in the full reply menu. It pops up with a window for you to post the Youtube code into but no matter what code I use it won't display as a video window in the post. Easier to just write the post code myself.

Can't imagine how a new user would mange to navigate all the broken links and posting tools to actually join and participate here.

Dang something ain't right. That was simple as pie. One of your browser settings?

Are you using the "media tag" button. That's what you want.

Any particular reason why you posted that particular clip as a test? It reminded me of The Electric Company.

The Acid Eaters XPT review.

I couldn't get that right either. Thankfully, as a mod you can use the HTML code to embed videos.

From what I'm hearing, if they can't figure out what went haywire, they would have to load the last back up and lose about 1 month worth of posts.

I think that's what Malice used to refer to as "Coding the Indexes".

Having surely lost 12K + posts permanently, and being resigned to it, I'll settle for fixing the special character glitch and getting back the old graemlins.

I use ubbthreads-dark, so I can't see most of the graemlins anyway.

I want my fucking post count back. I was about 1500 away from ten thou. Dammit!

Here's what it does, probably because I'm grabbing the address from youtube instead of a brower since I'm on a phone:
[video:youtube]https://youtu.be/k91WYulStck[/video]

Once I edit it.

Those satanic 70s bitches are cute as fuck.

All of us are property of JM Productions.

Since all the posts are still visible and readable through Profile -> View User posts, there's gotta be a way to count 'em that way and re-jigger the counter. Might need taking it offline for a day, or, coding them damn indexes, as it was called.

Yeah, I wanna be Jesus again.

At least the old Jesuses (Jesui???) should get a custom user title until it gets fixed. Uber Jesus?

The post crucified?