This morning I gave her a call. "What do you want?" she asked to which I replied "Okay I'll get to the point then. For what amount of money would you allow yourself to be videotaped as you hung your head upsidedown off the edge of a couch while a man pushes his penis repeatedly into your mouth with a forcefulness that causes you to gag and puke?" Her answer came swiftly "No amount" she said, and immediately hung up.

You must be Dana Hayes.

That's funny, when I asked her she said $200, same as on the corner. Hi/Yo!

How dare you, sir. But I do fear that burned bridges are all that remain between sis and I, for now that I think back over our brief call the implication from her point of view must have been that I was describing a fantasy scenario between she and I. And honestly I cannot completely discount that point of view.