Doony, there is not one person in the entire world who considers you to have won anything. Here is the truth:

- You failed out of high school.
- Don's Mobile Marine failed.
- Your tiki boat sunk.
- You are a convicted felon.
- You were kicked out of the porn business.
- Christian showed up to face you man to man, and you ducked him.
- Your attempt at a marriage and family failed miserably.
- Your greatest claim to fame is your hygiene failure.
- You have mastered the art of kicking yourself.
- Your "career" has sunk to the point to where you beg for money on funding websites only to get $0.
- Your only way of getting any money is being a limp dick cam boy.

Actually, it is kind of sad to see how your life turned out.