After a short stop at the mall,(a gift for your sister and a withdraw from the atm)you head through the darkened parking lot to the comfort of your mercedes just after you look down to put the key in the car door you hear someone mutter"don't let nothin move but the money" and turn to see this(see attachment)You only have a second to react,what will you do?

Kick the guy in the face; stab him to death with the screwdriver and drink his beer.

(sittin on 24 smileys)

I would deploy my inflateable Chinese cumslinger and have him shoot a Bukkake load on your hand!
You would be left defenseless and run away to wash it off as I make my getaway!

Just kiddin' B
You tha' man!
PHATBOY

Black people can't go to the mall in my town.

back over him in my suv jesse jane style

I agree with phatboy aka dave pounder, ohio's finest. One thing stops bishop in his tracks and thats burkakke sperm.

Note to self I have to get me a bigger screw-driver)

</---would laugh

I think that guy(you know who) already got my keys- Bastard

I would just shoot him.
No need to get close enough to get anything on me. Then drink his beer.
Thank God I live in a CCW state.

Slap hands w/Him, tell him to hurry up & finish that malt liquior so I can give him another & go on a alcohol induced, screwdriver stabbin, robbing spree....

Two things i want to achieve

1) 400% increase in screwdriver crimes

2) get john garfield to do gay for pay. Whatever the cost.

i agree with Gen... id probably be so busy laughing though that bishop would steal my car!

just fuckin with ya man.

i got rid of it all right... i left it somewhere in something i picked up late night in the fashion district... dont worry, i didnt smudge your prints.

I think i would pay upto $10,000 to get three clear shots at kicking longshot in the vagina.