I wouldn't fuck that Hayes bitch with Bungsmell's chode

Bonnie is a tad bit weathered, and perhaps slightly over tattoo'd, but I'd still fuck the bejesus out of her

It's close to moblem-time:

It's a whore-eat-dog world.

some white knight shows up and offers to only pay for bare necessities I bet she bitches and complains

According to her IAFD profile, she is 60 in about two months and not able to collect Social Security yet. I don't know if she ever had a job that paid into the system. So begging apparently is her only way, as obviously getting a greeter's job at Wal-mart is below her station in life.

Last time she went begging on her Humaniplex acct some white knights must have offered alternatives or advice to get out of the business and get a (however low-paying)civilian job. She posted some crap about how no one understood her, she was not going to take crap advice and give up, yada yada yada. I think she did that here too. The bitch is too addicted to rose donations. Thinking of waking up at 7 AM and working until 5 PM somewhere must nauseate her, but sucking and fucking strangers across California, Nevada, and beyond is just dandy.

She wants some sap to wire her 3000 roses and make it all go away.

If she did my laundry for a year, I'd give her $3k, iron that shit too, but I wouldn't let her near my pecker or anything I plan to eat.

You'd need to feed Lucky, the dog. He's the real victim here.

There is always collateral damage in every pathetic situation. Thankfully Lucky has a finite lifespan and his continued suffering will be short lived. I cry for the next Lucky, which may be a puppy and the cycle of stupidity and stubbornness will claim its next innocent victim. I can already hear Sarah McLachlan's "Arms of an Angel" playing and a tear is coming to my eye.

agreed. but that is too much like work.

The return to civilian life will be hard on her.

I doubt she was ever a civilian in the 9-5 way.

I have zero beef with her and if she was within a reasonable range I'd certainly be frequenting her flopholes in her flophouse. Bareback for an extra $15. But I fucking love this thread.

I started this thread from the beginning yesterday and was laughing constantly. Other than some obvious knuckleheads in the thread, there is a level of sophisticated snark that lights up my brain in a pleasurable way.

Bluecipher kept feeding the grist into the hate mill with the posting scrapes from the Luvinlioness herself from the other boards. I noticed that her often lost/busted out/suspended cell phone always had the same phone number. She seemed to get around the state fairly well for someone without reliable transportation. I didn't remember that Lucky was a large dog. That added to the fun as a starving lap rat isn't as pathetic as a drooling large dog being dragged from flea-bag hotel room to flea-bag hotel room by an ancient whore.

Following Dana's Misadventures is like reading some medieval Book of Hours; you notice the rhythm of cycles. She'll be flying high, hoing (no misspelling) to and fro, and then will bust out somewhere far from homebase Glendale, CA. She'll tweet and email messages that the end is nigh, phone is dead, car is broken, dog is hungry, hotel is about to kick her out, etc. The customer base will react and she'll either get a handout from the white knights, or meet up with some johns who replenish the rose garden. Meantime she'll tweet how evil everyone is, how we all ignore her, have we no pity?, why are you so rude?, etc. She'll be back on her feet, ready to spread again, and the cycle will repeat. I once tried giving some generic advise and got my ass handed to me since it did not include a check for a few hundred roses. Following the cycle of meltdowns is like following the seasons.

My run as whore whisperer failed miserably.

Has anyone texted her a link to this thread?

She responded in this thread (assuming it is not an alt-id)

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=602521

LOL!

For the record, I never suggested she off her self, just that she transition to civilian life. She must have gotten wind of this thread and then posted the above as well as a pm calling me evil. I just posted what anyone and everyone could see in her sites and newsletter blurbs. I sometimes wonder if she's manic depressive.

faceblaster posted her humaniplex profile (http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/luvinlioness) earlier in the thread. This is listed in the 'I have a Dream' section:

-To Be Remebered fondly for the pleasure I gave.
-To be remembered by all the students I taught for 28 years as a teacher who made a difference in their life and helped them achieve their goal to become wonderful dancers.
- To meet my soulmate.

In the 'I'm Unique Because...' section:

I am very passionate and have a creative soul.
-I star in 220 adult films ..20 magazines...and many website performances.
-I am a LEO woman..
-I grew up in a entertainment family and I was on stage since I was 2.
-I was a choreographer, dance teacher and school owner for 28 years .
-I am a graduate of 4 years commercial art.
-I have many murals in Mexico.
-My stage name is Dana Hayes.

It sounds like a legit, albeit low paying, career. What made her decide to become a pro at such an advanced age? Was Lucky acquired after her jump into whoredom or is he simply a victim of circumstances?

I don't want her to kill herself. I just don't care if it happens, is all.

That looks like her Humaniplex bio/profile.
Who knows what took her from teaching kids and dance to porn to hooking/escorting. Generizer said she was high or drunk at the scene they had together. Perhaps the alcohol or drugs got in the way of her earlier career and someone with those problems probably does not get rehired to work around children. Or maybe the alcohol started after she lost her job. I think she started porn a decade ago or so, so she must have been in her late 40s and due to the dance regimen still had a relatively hot body. She is probably late 50s now, even 60. That hot body is long gone.

If anyone knows, it's Lucky, and he ain't talking.

Lucky must be the most ironically named dog on the planet.

Named after LuAnn's man on King of the Hill. Slipped on something at Costco and got an $18,000 settlement. He'll never have to work another day in his life.

This thread should be renamed to Lucky and his Unlucky Companion's Travails.

I dunno. As an ass licking puke pile eating subordinate type I bet lucky the dog even feels lucky to not be its master.

You know that poor dog has seen some vile, rancid shit in its time

I bet you he whines when he sees a john blow a load on his mistress's mug.

She probably uses the poor dog's tongue to clean the loads out of her cunt.

Looks like a few Johns cooperated and she's back on the saddle.
Even has an updated Backpage entry.
Lucky's in for extra treats for the 4th of July!


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Lucky

Dana is a red cunt hair away from 60 assuming IAFD has correct info, perhaps this will be like a Jack Benny shtick, perpetually 55.

Google's cached copy of her backpage reno entry for 2013 has her at 50. She aged five years in a hurry

Lucky Star's Backpage ad says she is 25.

Wait, whores lie?

ePimps do anyway.

The first time I read this as Lucky's Backpage ad and assumed that Dana's dog had a backstage page saying that Dana was 25. Too many creatures named Lucky in our universe.

If Dana did sessions w/ the dog, her rate and bookings would soar.

I mentioned she could hike over to Japan with lucky and put on some interesting shows for the pervs down there and she blocked me on Facebook.

I also offered soup for anal but that fell on dead ears.

Was it really good soup or some shit from a can? A woman like Dana deserves the best, don't be offering dreck.

Home-made! I should have added some kibbles 'n bits to seal the deal.

Guess things finally got sorted out in Reno

"The Ultimate mature porn star in SFV"
"I returned from North Ca. for a new film but it is not for another 6 days so I will lower my donation today to suit you if you will visit me today !"

At this point in her life, Dana's pussy will never be on the DL because of menstruation. So she and Lucky are always ready for a classy gentleman to do right by her.

What would a fat ancient broad like her get for a scene rate these days even if she is willing to do anal or negroes or even anal with negroes?

Bluecipher, you should visit her on set. Bring your killer soup and some Snausages for Lucky and I'll bet you'll get a BJ during the shooting downtime. BJ < anal for soup, but not a horrible compromise.

If one had several sessions with the luvinlioness and the aggregate fees exceeded six hundred dollars would it be classy to ask her to fill out a W-9 form so they could send a 1099-MISC to her at the end of the year? Or would she be a registered 501(c)(3) corporation since she seems to accept "donations" as revenue? Classy gentlemen treat mature adult entertainers respectfully but also abide by the tax code.

I am sure on her tax forms she lists 'entertainer' as her occupation assuming she files taxes as she seems to live off the grid.

Well, her twitter shows she needs a ride from SFO to SoCal. I guess she's going for that movie shoot. What a road trip!

Too bad there is no Ho Recovery Fund out there she can link up with. Where's Shelly Lubben when you need her?

Got this twice yesterday

A Mother-Daughter scene?
Or possibly Grandmother-Mother?

That hasn't been done yet as far as I know.
Wait a sec! Grandmother-Mother-Daughter triple anal inter-racial!
Who should play the daughter?

She played my Mother in I believe it was Young and Anal 30. Although we didn't have sexual contact. She was... I just don't know.

She's working the rolodex!
Ask Marley Mason about a grandmother-mother-daughter scene. Weird stuff, even for the acclimated.

Wow, just wow. Since Gen is probably the only person we will talk with who has actually been in the same physical space with the luvinlioness and the book on Gen appears that she is free-spirited and quite tolerant of all comers, this says volumes. I guess being a flea-bag motel grandma is the karmic payback for being a miserable cunt.

Well, she's calling up the Granny Brigade. Shooting starts ... soon.



Return of the Secaucus Seven

I think the grid lives away from her.