I just realized the original title of this thread, "Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread," is once again spot-on, as it has been three or so times before. Dana is a walking (or spreading) EMP generator when it comes to phones and computers.

Kingfish, she did mention troubles with the Internal Revenue. They were probably never resolved. But I think these are the least of her worries at the moment. Not being able to shower or bathe daily when you are in the jizz bizz must be mortifying.