Maybe she's trying to become the Whiplash Wang of Canada. (Early MASH episode. Old Korean guy who was a "professional accident victim.)

^ On this board you think no one knows from Whiplash Wang?

She dropped a damn near goodbye note on FB yesterday. If I sober up anytime soon I'll post it. Not looking food for the Luv Lionuss.

Post from yesterday.

Sorry I do not video chat. I look awful all the time . Due to background checks I have been banned from employment in my town. Seems town council thinks pornstar is not safe with the public. I have no car no money just enough for rent and I live from food bank which gets less and less each month. I live in a room no tv no WiFi no Computer no bus money .No family or friends. No reason to live . I pray each night to die. So alone. Cannot walk much due to pain.so here I sit alone no radio. Slowly going insane. I cry most of every day. Take sleeping pill to sleep as long as I can.i have no one to tAlk to. I cannot bear this life.it never gets better. I have never made a cent from adult films since 2006. Never made a penny from internet ever ever. Please this not meant for sympathy.just know that all the vulgar comments are monitored by town council. And they think I am the person they see on films .but I am not ! It was a job I stayed at 49 yrs of age because I wE living in a shed for more than 7 years .Please know I am just going to a early grave. Loneliness will kill me way before my time. How long can a person sit in a room with nothing to do? I fear jail would be better at least you have someone to talk to.i do not. Please no video chats. I cannot fiquer out how to shut it off. I need better Glasses. Dana Hayes died long ago.

"...Dana Hayes died long ago."

That is haunting. She's quiet on Twitter. I'm hoping she doesn't do something crazy. The sleepy burg of Orangeville doesn't need the notoriety.

This woman's life is ruined

The all in bet for the white knights and classy gentlemen. Time for the big sleep Dana (barbiturates and booze).

Someone live near Toronto?

Orangeville Police Service
Register a Vulnerable Person

http://www.orangeville.ca/get-file/823

PLEASE E-MAIL THIS FORM ONLINE TO vulnerablepersons@orangevillepolice.ca
OR MAIL/DELIVER TO ORANGEVILLE POLICE,
C/O COMMUNITY SERVICES LOCATED AT
390 C LINE, ORANGEVILLE, ONTARIO L9W 3Z8

I hope there's a similar assistance service for Lucky.

Lucky's more likely to receive the assistance of some kind soul that Dana, and that may be the end game: Sooner or later, someone's going to drop the dime to the Orangeville SPCA, and when they respond, they'll likely report herself to Adult Protective Services when she loses control. Unless she gets all Goebbels and murders her four-legged "child' before offing herself.

Right now, that dog's her only chance of making it out of her self-imposed hell alive.

Lucky will be fine without his mistress, but I think that if he goes before she does it will only end up killing her. I'm surprised there are no social programs she can take advantage of to take the edge off living alone and shunned. If she was trying to become a dance teacher, that was destined to fail; no mother would let her kid learn to pirouette under the tutelage of a retired pornstar and active escort.

From Twitter, trolling for classy gents with disposable income.

Dana Hayes‏
@danahayesxxx


Would like to meet a man in his sixties who is single....i live in Orangeville Ontario Canada

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Damn, I'm only 59.

What happened to 'end days'? We need to amend Ben Franklin's famous aphorism of the only certainties in life being death and taxes to add: Dana Hayes will being looking for classy gents.

Radio silence from the Luvinlioness and no recent tales of woe. She only posts pictures and videos of dogs and cats.

No update of note for the DanaFiles. The subject is lying low.

Some good news - Lucky is still alive (or so it seems)

Well, if you consider Orangeville Ontario living, anyway.

Lucky is Saved, and so is the Luvinlioness. She has found Jesus.



She may have her eye on some classy, senior Christian gents looking for a mature companion.

The Luvinlioness is in a win-win situation, Christians love to save people from sin (especially the sins of the flesh) and Dana loves attention. I think she will be trolling for the classy Christians in no time like you said. Like in Breaking Bad, when Jesse, Badger and Skinny Pete infiltrate the Narcotics Anonymous group to talk up the blue meth to get new customers, Dana will be getting some cowered Christian men to 'come on by and see me sometime' at the ice cream social.

I like entrepreneurial Dana. And it is a respite from the poverty angle she has been flogging for over a decade.

Plus the free pancake dinners are plentiful.

In time, if she settles in a stable relationship with a good mark, I mean man, she can set up a little mail order business and distribute her old DVDs, choice lingerie, etc. All hush-hush. Jesus doesn't have to know EVERYTHING.

These will be good times for Lucky, if she plays her cards right.

I think the old Canuck Christian she cons into a relationship will probably have a sly grin on his face -- I am sleeping with a porn star -- at the beginning of the relationship. When he sees her work on DVD -- the corn-holing by convict negro labor -- the grin evaporates with the relationship. I don't think any old Christian coot can handle that level of anal miscegenation and Dana is back begging for cigarette and booze money on twitter.

This scene might shock him.

Has this woman ever gagged and puked on dicks on camera?

It's FB-official: The Luvinlioness has joined the ranks of Big J.



Next step: Identify single, classy gents in the flock and slowly move into their sphere of acquaintances and friends.

Well its a free meal for her and Lucky. So good for her.

I wonder how many white knights will race in and try to save her from Christianity? Is Shelley Lubben involved? Will she be shaking down people for contributions for her new "church" that she will form?

A new game with the same old hustle. Instead of begging for money for herself, she can beg for money to help get the exploited sex workers off of the mean streets of Orangeville (and use it herself).

As they say in Wise Blood, Jesus is just a trick on niggas.

The recent convert is keeping her porn/escort options open...

Amazing saga

Maybe she will form: The Church of the Negro Gangbang. The baptism is what really sets this church apart from the other sects of Christianity.

Wasn't there some hooker that had some Hookers for Christ scam running a couple of decades ago? Maybe Dana can pick up that ball and run with it.

I wonder if she gave up oral and anal for Lent.

Lent is the cat lickers (Catholics) bag, not the Christians. There may be some sect that cares about Ash Wednesday and Lent, but pretty much only the Catholics.

You're right, but that was a joke, like she might have done something for Ass Wednesday.

She's probably joined some prot. church. I think her background is Irish (orange or green I know not) and Ukranian but I doubt she'd go to some Catholic Ukranian church if any exist in Orangeville.

I would think that The Church of the Negro Gangbang would celebrate Ass Wednesday.

Church of the Negro Gangbang sounds pentecostal or something out of Mississippi or Alabama. Lots of participation and yelling hallelujah, definitely some snake handling in this case. I don't think the sedate and classy folks of Orangeville are into that scene. I see the Lioness trying to infiltrate the respected Anglican or Lutheran congregations and siding up to some moneyed widowers looking for companionship, love, and a dog named Lucky.

Well, she's always been a bit of a snake handler. Amirite?

If she joins the Jehovah's Witnesses she can spread the word (and her ass) visiting classy gents across the entire Orangeville area!

Speaking of Jehovah's Witnesses, I recently read Rudolf Hoess' autobiography about being the Kommandant of Auschwitz. He had respect for the JW prisoners, saying they were very hard working and went to death with a sense of peace knowing that they were going to a better place. The asocials (criminals) went whimpering like babies knowing they would have to answer on the other side.

The Christian Luvinlioness must be happy today, for He is Risen.

She's one of my favorite mature stars. I'd jump her in a second. My number two is Desi Foxx but I doubt there's a chance of hitting that. (daughter Eli has surfaced on twitter under her real name & porn name. Still not as hot as mom. )

That made me spit my Irish Whiskey....I hate you now.

She will be joining the Compass Church's "Compass Women" group as well as the Senior Adults group, which teems with classy gents and lonely seniors in search of faith and companionship. In three months' time the Luvinlioness will be engaged to a posh gent.

What a hypocritical POS. Cowardly fuck took nearly 40 years to successfully off himself.

You may be thinking of someone else. Hoess, was hanged in 1947 by the Poles in Warsaw. It was suggested while he was in custody to write it all down "to get his side of the story".

The other one who committed suicide is Rudolf Hess. The one who landed a bf-110 in Scotland, and ended up in Spandau prison along with his buddy Speer.

The Luvinlioness banged neither Hess nor Horse. She is unsullied in that regard.

But she did let Teddy Roosevelt fingerbang her and jerk off on her titties behind the bruhaus.

You and Kingfish are correct. Mixing up my Nazis. Unforgiveable to obsessed junior high boys everywhere.