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#571421 - 10/21/12 06:45 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Sex Slave Trader
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#571423 - 10/21/12 06:59 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Hmmm... I was on a date a couple of days ago with this noisy drunk girl who was bragging about how she loves her new boobs. The people sitting next to us at the bar thought I had bought her a pair, but she started talking about how she had gained weight recently and it went straight to her tits. I inspected them later that night, and they were at least a handful. But she isn't fat anywhere else.
Changing gears and getting into question mode... I know you wouldn't gain weight all over just to increase your bust size. BUT, if you were suddenly to start hearing voices and go schizo, would you take the required medicine even if you knew it would cause you to gain weight? It seems like all the people with kooky mental disorders wind up taking meds that make them blow up. Or would you go full batshit crazy?
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#571482 - 10/21/12 09:13 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Read her Twitter timeline and you will have your answer.
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#571484 - 10/21/12 10:14 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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As much as my boob greed wanted 400, I'm going to be a big C cup at 380. Already, when unclothed, I look like I'm going to fall over. That's a good look.
giggity.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#571510 - 10/22/12 07:24 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Excuse me, Miss Whore, but I have a couple questions, since you are our resident expert on cosmetic surgery. WTF is this? Are there actual benefits? What do they use? Is it like lip injections, where it has to be redone regularly? If you don't have any answers, please shake your titty Doc down for info on your next visit. Thank you.
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#571525 - 10/22/12 11:40 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I figured it more to make it easier for the tards to find the damn thing, than an appearance issue.
Plus, they have had labiaplasty and hymen repair for some time now.
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#571534 - 10/22/12 01:04 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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Excuse me, Miss Whore, but I have a couple questions, since you are our resident expert on cosmetic surgery. WTF is this? Are there actual benefits? What do they use? Is it like lip injections, where it has to be redone regularly? If you don't have any answers, please shake your titty Doc down for info on your next visit. Thank you. maybe so its easier for their numbnuts husbands to actually get them to cum?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#571651 - 10/23/12 11:26 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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madison ivy tanning thought everyone might enjoy this.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#571665 - 10/24/12 06:28 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/19/06
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What'd you expect this washed up, in the fast lane to 50 year old whore to do? She's got a fake job as a photographer and sees nothing but youngsters with non-droopy tits all day long. Of course she's gonna bow to the peer pressure and get the titties blown up. Reduction in 15 to 20 years. Good ROI?? Whores and $$$ bad combo.
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#571666 - 10/24/12 07:32 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Judge not lest ye be judged......dumbass !
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#571674 - 10/24/12 01:40 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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fake tits are a sound investment at any age.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#571844 - 10/27/12 11:30 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/30/06
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Good point Gia. Are you ever going to show us the finished product.. I know I for one am curious.
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#571900 - 10/28/12 06:14 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Why look like other people when you can look like an anime character. Are you getting 400cc implants in your eyes too?
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#571913 - 10/28/12 01:30 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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#573016 - 11/06/12 01:21 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Did you know know that with all your talk about giant boobs and this sad result of you are now known as a bodacious titty poser? You said that on the advice of your current disposable relationship you went with less CC, how much future bad advice are you going to put up with until you finally dispose of your current mope? You said in this thread you have no nipple sensitivity but then you used the excuse of "nipple stretching" as to why you didn't go with more CC's.. were you fucking serious about that or just making up excuses for the stupid decision you made? Fuck you put yourself through this pain expense for very average results...
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#573035 - 11/06/12 03:40 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I love my new tits. As a fake rack expert, you should know fake breasts all look smaller in clothes- much more than natural breasts do. Now when clothed, I look a tad bigger than when I wore padded bras. Clothes off, they're a large C. I went 380 cc. Saline, smooth, unders. The biggest I could go was 425 cc due to small breast pockets. I admit, I did chicken out of 400 cc due to fear of areola stretching (I mistakenly wrote nipple before), but that was purely for aesthetic reasons, not sensitivity issues. Now, that 20 cc difference, guess how much that is? Two teaspoons. Not much.
I think it's hilarious you scrawled out an angry letter about tits. Definitely some of my best fan mail. Well done.
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#573062 - 11/06/12 07:34 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Nate, the results are far from average, I am sure. And if they are average, what business is that of yours? You'll never sniff or see or touch them. For that matter you're probably lucky to be able to pay a waffle house hooker with flap-jack tits to see a set.
Maybe Sammura's what with the bacon water and all. With a 5 dollar bill you got a crack at them but no more.
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#573167 - 11/07/12 03:39 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Gia, is Selena Gomez too fat? http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/selena-gomez-weight/I have read blind items purported to be about her and that Beiber fag, stating that he has been verbally abusing her saying he doesn't like women with curves and she needs to lose weight if she wants him to stay around. The fact that she takes the abuse and has an adorable face make me hard, but I don't wanna start fapping to fat chicks. That may one day lead to having sex w/ fat chicks, and I don't want that to happen. Thank you, whore.
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#573176 - 11/07/12 04:37 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I've no idea who Selena Gomez is but her name sounds fat, and I thought Justin beiber was into boys.
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#573182 - 11/07/12 05:33 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Come on, I left the link there.
"How Much Does Selena Gomez Weight?
She is thought to weigh approximately 125 pounds or 57kg How Tall Is Selena Gomez?
5’5″ or 165cm What Are Selena Gomez Measurements?
34-24-36 What Is Selena Gomez’s Bra Size?
34B"
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#573196 - 11/07/12 06:58 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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^ That would probably bruise someones dick.
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#573200 - 11/07/12 07:25 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
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^ That would probably bruise someones dick. LOL! Good one BDM.
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#574192 - 11/17/12 06:49 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Now This is what I'm talking about!!! Gia pm me your Surgeons Name- he deserves a Goddamned tip.
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G-D.JPG (636 downloads)
Edited by Bornyo (11/17/12 06:49 AM)
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#574233 - 11/17/12 12:36 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think that's one of the best pics I've seen in a long time. When you get past the tits look at the lips.
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#574234 - 11/17/12 12:37 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Icon
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She's a pretty girl, she ought to do porn.
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#574235 - 11/17/12 12:38 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I think that pic is going to get a universal thumbs up from everybody.
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#574237 - 11/17/12 01:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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wowzrs.... well done Gia. good for you.
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#574263 - 11/17/12 07:34 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Gia I think you may have a bright future ! lol
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#574280 - 11/17/12 09:19 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
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^^ Better wear shades. ^^
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#574336 - 11/18/12 10:01 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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lol good one 50 thou a year will buy a lotta beer.
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#574341 - 11/18/12 10:16 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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lol good one 50 thou a year will buy a lotta beer. Not anywhere civilized, I'll assure you.
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#574348 - 11/18/12 11:05 AM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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J.B.
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I sez "anywhere civilized" and the Gentleman from Pensyltucky throws it up to Yahoo. And still comes up short. It is past noon, isn't it?
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