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#63417 - 10/14/04 09:02 PM Quick! what do you do?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
After a short stop at the mall,(a gift for your sister and a withdraw from the atm)you head through the darkened parking lot to the comfort of your mercedes just after you look down to put the key in the car door you hear someone mutter"don't let nothin move but the money" and turn to see this(see attachment)You only have a second to react,what will you do?


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#63418 - 10/14/04 09:03 PM Re: Quick! what do you do?
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Kick the guy in the face; stab him to death with the screwdriver and drink his beer.

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#63419 - 10/14/04 09:05 PM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...



(sittin on 24 smileys)


Edited by smelly monkey (10/14/04 09:09 PM)
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#63420 - 10/15/04 02:44 AM Re: Quick! what do you do?
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
I would deploy my inflateable Chinese cumslinger and have him shoot a Bukkake load on your hand!
You would be left defenseless and run away to wash it off as I make my getaway!

Just kiddin' B
You tha' man!
PHATBOY

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#63421 - 10/15/04 03:04 AM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Black people can't go to the mall in my town.

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#63422 - 10/15/04 03:07 AM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
back over him in my suv jesse jane style

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#63423 - 10/15/04 03:16 AM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I agree with phatboy aka dave pounder, ohio's finest. One thing stops bishop in his tracks and thats burkakke sperm.
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#63424 - 10/15/04 06:47 AM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Note to self I have to get me a bigger screw-driver)
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#63425 - 10/15/04 07:38 AM Re: Quick! what do you do?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
</---would laugh

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#63426 - 10/15/04 08:14 AM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I think that guy(you know who) already got my keys- Bastard
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#63427 - 10/15/04 02:54 PM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
I would just shoot him.
No need to get close enough to get anything on me. Then drink his beer.
Thank God I live in a CCW state.
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#63428 - 10/15/04 03:45 PM Re: Quick! what do you do?
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Slap hands w/Him, tell him to hurry up & finish that malt liquior so I can give him another & go on a alcohol induced, screwdriver stabbin, robbing spree....
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#63429 - 10/15/04 07:52 PM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Two things i want to achieve

1) 400% increase in screwdriver crimes

2) get john garfield to do gay for pay. Whatever the cost.
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#63430 - 10/15/04 09:44 PM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i agree with Gen... id probably be so busy laughing though that bishop would steal my car!

just fuckin with ya man.
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#63431 - 10/16/04 06:17 AM Re: Quick! what do you do?
pornloser78 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
Quote:





(sittin on 24 smileys)



now that's some funny fuck'n shit
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#63432 - 10/16/04 10:09 PM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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i agree with Gen... id probably be so busy laughing though that bishop would steal my car!

just fuckin with ya man.


Oh shit I meant to bring your car back Rob! My bad .Hey when you do get it back you might wanna get rid of the screw-driver in the glovebox......
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#63433 - 10/20/04 05:53 PM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i got rid of it all right... i left it somewhere in something i picked up late night in the fashion district... dont worry, i didnt smudge your prints.
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#63434 - 10/20/04 06:55 PM Re: Quick! what do you do?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I think i would pay upto $10,000 to get three clear shots at kicking longshot in the vagina.
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