She would be lucky to fetch $40 dates here in Baltimore.

Don't give her any ideas. The Toronto johns, I mean, classy gents, are not responding to her warez.

Bea Arthur plays Dana Hayes

Moblem - if other parties are able to conjure you up, would you care to post an expected expiry date for the LuvinLioness given information you can glean from the postings in the thread

Fucking amazes me we have gone for 141 pages on this one pw. There are more stories in the perverted city.

someone bump the Cherry Poppins thread.

Too bad the LuvinLioness won't post here in her own thread.
She might have some strange tales to tell.

Yes that would have been very interesting.

She never rose to the occasion of posting here and taking on her detractors.

We are not classy gents.

god damn she looked good here

Dana Hayes needs inpatient treatment.

^Sounds like you're volunteering. I like that, taking one for the team after a lengthy absence.

Something broke her in 1996. She keeps referring to that year. Some Canadian psychiatrist might be able to help her.

That may be what broke her.

My theory.
1996
- the year mama and sis jointly booted her out of their lives due to some Huge Mistake (drugs, booze, embezzlement, dereliction of duty);
- got divorced or lost a job due to some Huge Mistake.

The Luvinlioness' resume:

I started my upscale escort career in July of 2016 in Chatham, Ontario I am always looking for new upscale clients all over. If you have any questions or wish to book an appointment please contact me at 519-215-xxxx I am still in the Chatham area as of the 12th of September and am available if you give me a call.


The Ultimate Mature Porn Star Dana Hayes - 60
Fri July 15th, 2016
In the toronto area
love to meet fans of the mature woman and fans of my 245 films. Call 519-215-xxxx
5'8 " volumptuos bleach blonde
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JB is a fuckin genius. I work at a Center that deals with folks who have either psychiatric, substance abuse issues, or both. She would be welcome here, and I would deal with her on a professional basis no attempted seduction. We have a number of fantastic peer counselors on staff. Catherine and Lisselle are brilliant and beautiful women who would provide great support to Dana. More importantly, we have Ed, Tom, and Danny, all
long-time sober who would require Dana do deal with her emotional baggage.The bad news is that I have been doing this since February 2000, and seriously doubt that she would want to work a program. The problem is that she is able to sustain her dysfunctional lifestyle by being a porn whore. She will do what is doing until she finds her bottom. I hope she finds her bottom before she is found dead.

Christian bottoms for a nominal fee!

You got it, Balto boy.
She definitely needs to see some sort of therapist or psychologist. Whenever she shouts out for help and delivers a jeremiad on her condition she strikes back at anyone who dares suggest she seek counsel or try a social assistance program or women's shelter. The "easy" money from deep throating, tit jobs, and "just the tip" moves on her johns is still coming in relatively frequently (enough to publish escort ads in Ontario). I guess her strategy as to why she is in Ontario is to be a gadfly around her sister until sis defrosts some.

Dana Hayes is a sick puppy. She ain't gonna get any younger. She needs help.

High? The Lioness cleaned up her Twitter feed and cleared out the more depressing entries (I am dying; I am in hospital; it is the end, etc).

It looks like her gin blossom is blooming.

The schnoz seems to be a little bulbous. I wonder if a little Preparation H might reduce the swelling.

She is soldiering on, however:

In Orangeville Ontario
danahayesxxx@hotmail.com

No phone listed. I wonder if it's dead again!

And I think she's off giving her real name and personal address on Twitter. Don't know if she knows how tweets work.

Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 21h21 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario
@seepersadrishi hi. Jxxy Dxxxxn 60 A Townline Orangeville 5192151774. Ontario

hi-larious

Blue plate/hair special near Orangeville, ON.

Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 8h8 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario
I am blocked from advertising anywhere incognito does anyone know how to change this pls
...
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 10h10 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario
In Orangeville
Danahayesxxx@hotmail.com
...
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Aug 30 Orangeville, Ontario
Anyone near Orangeville Ontario?
Dana Hayes
...

Like the age old conundrum of whether a tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it, does it still make a sound? If this lady checks out (dies) will Moblem give a wank?

It's a fucking tragedy. Her scene in Mommy Loves Cock was strokeworthy. Now she seems read to cross the Mexican border and participate in a Mexican Donkey Show. Maybe she need and good Donkey Punch to put her out of her misery.

Well if she ever ends up the Streets of Baltimore, I will treat her well. I won't pay her well. but I will treat her well. Roses and cunnilinglus ought to delight an old whore like her.

"I am blocked from advertising anywhere..."

OMG, the Lioness can't sell her warez! She must have passed some bad checks under her stage name was well as her real one.

For informational use only...

Labor Day Blues (or is it Labour Day...)



Thanksgiving is going to be a killer.

^ And repetitive, since she's going to gripe about Canukistani Thanksgiving and real Thanksgiving.

^ Just a few weeks away!

I read recently that tha "Dance Mom" fatso finally pled guilty to bankruptcy fraud and money laundering, and will be spending some quality time in prison. She's in Pittsburgh, which ain't too far from Toronto. Maybe the Lioness could come down and run the shop for her while she's busy being raped with broom handled in C-block.

She does have that dance experience...

Dana's still holding court at her friend's home and taking outcalls for a little dick nibbling, but still no dates! No classy gents from the provinces have come forward to take Dana dancing.

Scribes to the Rescue!
Help the Luvinlioness tell her story in vibrant, colorful, and dynamic prose. Help write the passionate story of middling dance teacher who was driven to conquer the mature/granny niche of American porn in the first decade of the twenty first century aughts. Follow and describe her adventures as she conquers the love of Lucky, the sage dog, but is constantly disappointed by the marks, er, males in her life and betrayed by the women she considers sisters and colleagues. Help tease out her love for the SF Valley, Palm Springs, Nevada, and the Toronto area.

Like the first few minutes of a Westworld episode we find ourselves in a familiar time and place.



Her ho credentials are preventing her from gaining gainful employment in Canadian society:

That "Sacret" letter will get you every time.

It's by Nathaniel Hothorne

I wish someone would have bet against me a couple of months ago when I predicated this. The luvinlioness like the leopard cannot change her spots.

Is Orangeville anywhere near Melonville?

I remember when you said that, and only a sucker would have taken that bet. You called that like Vin Scully.

I thought it was just outside of Kumquat, Calgary.

On the road to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan

Gentlemen, prepare your bids. At your disposal is a life of bliss at the (calloused) feet of the luvinlioness:

Dana Hayes @danahayesxxx 10h10 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario
Wanting a great mature loving man for life partner.

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Or, if you are enticed by less permanent arrangements, behold...

Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 10h10 hours ago Orangeville, Ontario
Bookings danahayesxxx@hotmail.com
The Original Milf

Long term, short term, get your pud pulled by the luvinlioness. Only one catch, however:

Dana Hayes @danahayesxxx Nov 1 Orangeville, Ontario
Anyone have a room for me and. My dog?


Stock up on the kibble.