I wanted to get out of my car and choke this hipster dufus I just saw downtown. He had skinny jeans on, a manbun, a chin beard and he was riding a unicycle. A fat-tired unicycle, no less, which is what all the trendy bicyclists up here put on their bikes in the winter. Prolly on his way to the speakeasy for an IPA or some flaming faggot cocktail.