Hoess/Hess/Hoe - easy mistake to make. They all wear peaked caps

She looks like she giving him some Totenkopf.

Many a head have fallen to her ministrations. I fear the Orangeville vicar is her next target.

All quiet on the western front.....................

I was about to post an update. The Lioness is beginning research into her upcoming autobiography. No word on whether she's conquered a classy gent's attentions and heart.



Mother's day will be hard on the Luvinlioness. Her estranged daughter lives near Orangeville. It's gotta hurt.

Somebody commented on her post "Cum Dumpster- A Riches to Rags story"

Things are slow at chez Dana Hayes. A view of her backyard.

Where is Lucky buried?

His head is probably between her legs.

All quiet on the Dana front.

She had a few posts on FaceBook over the weekend that she found some church.

Where? I can't find her FB profile anywhere.

I think she deleted/retired her FB profiles under the "Dana Hayes" alias. She had two - a regular profile and a celebrity/entertainer page and both are gone. Her last posts were about finding Jesus and her new church. She has a profile under her real name, which we can't mention here but shows up all over the place, and it mentions her church:

Just spent a wonderful morning at Compass Church in Orangeville !
So glad I am on the road to becoming a Christian.

"On the road" -- like she is pledging a sorority and in a year she will be an active.

SAY IT AIN'T SO

The Pleasurist, the Luvinlioness is no longer in search of classy gents for a good time. She has found the Lord and only seeks meaningful relationships. As she now puts it,
"Would love to find a companion"

Classy gents over the age of 53 living in southern Ontario are welcome to come a courting.

I have a feeling Moblem will be visiting this thread soon.

Lioness has a Classmates page, saying she graduated in 1968. That quim has to be pushing late-60s by now.

I think we need to start a FB page for Lucky. That guy has been her companion for a long time now.

I think a Go Fund Me page for Lucky would be better. We will give money for your dog, but not for you. Make sure it is only redeemable in Petsmart gift cards.

I think she lists her birthdate as 13 August 1954, so she is into her early 60s.

Lucky does deserve a lifetime suopply of quality chow. That poor dog's life must have been (and might still be) hell.

If Lucky is truly lucky the Lioness will try to give him away to a friend or even to family, estranged even though they might be.

I gradiated in 72 and I'm 63 ...so shes 67 or 68 or so?

^ Yeah, but I'm assuming you graduated on time. Dana? Not so much.

Probably why she carried a liter bottle of lube with her at all times and took "only the tip" on her dates with TER hobbyists.

Yeah, in fact I was 17.

Meh, you will be too. Sooner than you think.

^ His schtick has already gotten old. Hell, it got old a month in, and he's been milking it for eight years.

I'm pretty sure I'm on reruns too. I think I've posted that song at least 3 times here.
Seth Putnam with a chair on his head will never not be funny though.

Old Dana's birthday today. She went to church, had a pedicure and went to lunch. God Bless Canada. Dreams can come true, now if she could only find that companion.

tee hee

Did she mention her constant companion, Lucky?

If she was born 13 August 1954 she turned 63.

No mention of that poor bastard.

Lucky is the stand-in until a church-going gent with a heart of gold decides to give the old girl a run.

twitter update

$400? She was only making Mope change??

Gen P might have an idea how much her "mother" made in that JM Productions gem, "Young and Anal #30"


Or Marley Mason-- who also used to post here -- for her work with Dana in "3 Gen: Mommy, Granny and Me."

Gen P's ideas tend to run towards what new fake illness she can use to con donations out of suckers.

oh gawd not that scene. I'd have doubled her rate just to get her to STFU.

How about old and hemorrhoidal ?

The ass looked presentable back in '05.

and eatable

a delightful ass, circa 2003-2010.

One of my biggest life regrets will be not using her escort services in 2011-2013 when she was only a half hour away and still fairly fuckable.

WHHHHHYYYYY???????//

You could have been an unpaid correspondent for this thread!

Do we think Dana liked getting her asshole licked? That clean Brown Ave. is admirable, but the distended gut north of her pussy fabric might prove a nuisance.

Otherwise, I'm sure the cafe is open for all classy gents of all faiths.

I haven't reviewed her entire ouvre, but I haven't seen much asslicking - pitching or catching in what I've been able to see. There is some furtive lesbo ass tounging here and there, clocking in at a few seconds at most. No Anal Buffet level of attention.

I dunno. With that chub under her beltline, looks like a gunt.

Maybe Lucky would know.