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#239404 - 11/21/08 03:38 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Annie 20, Awaiting Jail Commitment.





Mark my words: this girls is going places.
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#239405 - 12/05/08 10:58 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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#239406 - 12/06/08 04:51 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Nice!

The guy with the purple hat looks a lot like Donkey Long, if you ask me.
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#239407 - 12/06/08 07:04 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Thats a Frank Wank pimp hat.
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#239408 - 12/06/08 07:13 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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#239409 - 12/06/08 07:17 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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LAURA-

DUI NO DAMAGE, INJURY OR DEATH
PALM BEACH COUNTY WARRANT # W31649 - VIOL PROBATION FELONY

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#239410 - 12/06/08 07:23 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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#239411 - 12/06/08 07:27 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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#239412 - 12/06/08 07:31 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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CHRISTINA-

VIOL PROBATION MISD - POLK CTY WARRANT, VOP- POSS OF DRUG PARA CS#200812078

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#239413 - 12/06/08 07:35 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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KATHRYN-

CONTEMPT OF COURT FELONY

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#239414 - 12/06/08 07:40 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Registered: 01/07/06
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DEL RIO, Texas (Associated Press) 11/17/2008 -- A former NFL cheerleader and winner of "The Bachelor" is out of jail after being arrested in a southwest border-town bar for unruly behavior. Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on 2004's "The Bachelor," was arrested in Del Rio after refusing to leave a local bar. Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later. It's unclear if the former Buccaneers cheerleader had an attorney. A telephone listing could not be found for Delgado's home state of Florida, where she was arrested last year on a charge that she struck a man.






Pretty good for 41. Pretty, pret-ty, pret-ty good...

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#239415 - 12/06/08 07:47 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Quote:

DEL RIO, Texas (Associated Press) 11/17/2008 -- A former NFL cheerleader and winner of "The Bachelor" is out of jail after being arrested in a southwest border-town bar for unruly behavior. Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on 2004's "The Bachelor," was arrested in Del Rio after refusing to leave a local bar. Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later. It's unclear if the former Buccaneers cheerleader had an attorney. A telephone listing could not be found for Delgado's home state of Florida, where she was arrested last year on a charge that she struck a man.






Pretty good for 41. Pretty, pret-ty, pret-ty good...






Plus she's 5ft 8 inches. Way beyond spinner status.
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#239416 - 12/06/08 07:51 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Quote:

Quote:

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DEL RIO, Texas (Associated Press) 11/17/2008 -- A former NFL cheerleader and winner of "The Bachelor" is out of jail after being arrested in a southwest border-town bar for unruly behavior. Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on 2004's "The Bachelor," was arrested in Del Rio after refusing to leave a local bar. Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later. It's unclear if the former Buccaneers cheerleader had an attorney. A telephone listing could not be found for Delgado's home state of Florida, where she was arrested last year on a charge that she struck a man.






Pretty good for 41. Pretty, pret-ty, pret-ty good...






Plus she's 5ft 8 inches. Way beyond spinner status.




Go Bucs!


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#239417 - 12/07/08 09:17 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Quote:



LAURA




She looks....... skeptical.
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#239418 - 12/07/08 09:46 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Mark_J Offline
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I had to do a double-take with Laura - is she the Allie Sin reincarnate?


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#239419 - 12/07/08 10:19 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
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CHRISTINA-

VIOL PROBATION MISD - POLK CTY WARRANT, VOP- POSS OF DRUG PARA CS#200812078




Looks like someone took a shotgun shit on her face.
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#239420 - 12/08/08 07:40 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Quote:

I had to do a double-take with Laura - is she the Allie Sin reincarnate?






They maybe cousins......

Laura is booked into Pasco County (Hicks!) and Allie Sin is a Pinellas County (St Petersburg) girl.

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#239421 - 12/08/08 03:33 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY





Pretty good for 41. Pretty, pret-ty, pret-ty good...






I saw her in the show and thought she was a knockout. Killer bod, sharp dresser and gorgeous hair. Never knew she was 41 though, amazing.

If she's 41 and still kicking around single, this one must have sucked a good 200-300 cocks with copious amounts of jizz on her face. I say quit screwing around, get hooked up with JM and put that fucking mouth to use.

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#239422 - 12/21/08 10:51 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Shrinky Dinks Offline
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Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
Possession of a controlled substance.

Source: dlisted.com/node/29855







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#239423 - 12/21/08 11:17 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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quick poll. which mughsot version of allie the malefactor would you like to gagfactor and have surprise buttseks with?






#7. Without a doubt.
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#239424 - 12/22/08 12:05 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Quote:

Quote:

quick poll. which mughsot version of allie the malefactor would you like to gagfactor and have surprise buttseks with?






#7. Without a doubt.




shes only got 7 mug shots...that we are aware of...right...by my estimation.....2 more and she will have run out of her 9 lives.....


I dont know....platinum blonde gives her the kelly bundy look.

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#239425 - 12/22/08 12:40 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Possession of a controlled substance.

Source: dlisted.com/node/29855










I never knew eyebrow tweezers were a controlled substance now.
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#239426 - 12/26/08 06:13 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Shrinky Dinks Offline
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Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381


www.tmz.com

K-Fed's New Girl -- Kind of a Badass

Kevin Federline clearly likes 'em a little on the wild side.

K-Fed's new squeeze, Victoria Prince, has had her share of run-ins with the law. Just last year, Prince was arrested for assault and disturbing the peace. But, she pled not guilty and the case was eventually dismissed.

Back in her high school days, she allegedly waged a terror campaign against three kids at her high school. Their parents filed a temporary restraining order against her, but the judge rejected it, telling the school to deal with it.

But wait, there's more. Vic was charged with possession of a dangerous weapon on school premises (a stun gun) and possession of alcohol by a minor -- The docs were destroyed so we don't know how it all turned out.

Vic told us the stun gun was for protection, because she had to walk to her car late at night after volleyball practice -- she didn't mention the other stuff.





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#239427 - 12/26/08 06:44 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

natalya - open container, possession/consumption of alcohol by a minor






I want to get all Harvey Kietel in Bad Lieutenant on that bitch.

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#239428 - 12/27/08 08:01 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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#239429 - 12/27/08 08:57 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Icetech Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
that last one looks like the chick from Newsradio, then ER...
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#239430 - 12/27/08 09:10 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Shrinky Dinks Offline
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Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
Quote:

that last one looks like the chick from Newsradio, then ER...



Damn, thanks. I was trying to think of her name and what show she is on. But yes I also was thinking that too. Is it Maura Tierney?









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#239431 - 12/28/08 07:15 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Yep.




Cute face. Nice little titties.


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#239432 - 12/29/08 10:47 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell



www.tmz.com/2008/12/28/beauty-queen-did-i-say-world-peace/


Beauty Queen: Did I Say World Peace?

Posted Dec 28th 2008 by TMZ Staff

It's an age-old question. Why do all the hot chicks prefer ruthless drug lords over nice guys who pay taxes?

Latina babe Laura Zuniga was just stripped of her "Queen of Hispanic America" title after getting popped at a Mexican checkpoint with her boyfriend, his posse and trucks filled with weapons and cash.

Included in the bust: AR-15 assault rifles, 38 specials, 9mm handguns, nine magazines, 633 cartridges and $53,300 in U.S. currency.

Zuniga is being held for 40 days while investigators consider charges.








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#239433 - 12/30/08 09:41 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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It's an age-old question. Why do all the hot chicks prefer ruthless drug lords over nice guys who pay taxes?




alpha male syndrome

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#239434 - 12/30/08 09:47 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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#239435 - 12/30/08 11:20 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Possession of controlled substance. I have to ask, eyebrows etched with a soldering iron?


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#239436 - 12/30/08 11:21 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
^^^^^^^^ You posted this because she did a LoadMyMouth, right?
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#239437 - 12/30/08 11:24 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
According to thesmokinggun on 12/26/08, "20-year-old woman busted this week for extreme DUI (right). Her other booking photo (at left) was snapped a couple of months ago."


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#239438 - 12/30/08 11:28 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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How can they smile after being arrested??

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#239439 - 12/30/08 11:40 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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www.tmz.com

K-Fed's New Girl -- Kind of a Badass

Kevin Federline clearly likes 'em a little on the wild side.

K-Fed's new squeeze, Victoria Prince, has had her share of run-ins with the law. Just last year, Prince was arrested for assault and disturbing the peace. But, she pled not guilty and the case was eventually dismissed.

Back in her high school days, she allegedly waged a terror campaign against three kids at her high school. Their parents filed a temporary restraining order against her, but the judge rejected it, telling the school to deal with it.

But wait, there's more. Vic was charged with possession of a dangerous weapon on school premises (a stun gun) and possession of alcohol by a minor -- The docs were destroyed so we don't know how it all turned out.

Vic told us the stun gun was for protection, because she had to walk to her car late at night after volleyball practice -- she didn't mention the other stuff.




This one was a 2nd Team All-American volleyball player at the University of Hawaii.
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#239440 - 12/30/08 11:53 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Mark_J Offline
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Posts: 2058
Quote:

How can they smile after being arrested??






It's just an involuntary reflex for these dummies - they're so used to their photo being taken and smiling for it, that they can't help themselves. There's probably also a good amount of denial at play.

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#239441 - 12/30/08 11:58 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
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There's probably also a good amount of denial at play.






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#239442 - 12/30/08 12:07 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
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Jennifer: Theft, Conspiracy, Possession/Use of a Controlled Dangerous Substance. 3 Years.



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#239443 - 12/30/08 12:19 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Anonymous
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Cynthia: Conspiracy, Burglary. 4 Years.



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#239444 - 12/30/08 12:52 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:


This one was a 2nd Team All-American volleyball player at the University of Hawaii.




So you're saying she's a rug-muncher??
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#239445 - 12/30/08 01:47 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Jennifer: Theft, Conspiracy, Possession/Use of a Controlled Dangerous Substance. 3 Years.






Looks like actress Leelee Sobieski's long lost third cousin, twice removed.





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#239446 - 01/15/09 01:22 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
alyssa - failure to appear




side boob eligible


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#239447 - 01/15/09 01:36 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
megan - tearful "dui"







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#239448 - 01/17/09 12:15 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Isn't this a girl from porn? I think I saw her in a face fucking flick with some black dudes.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0116092mugs14.html



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#239449 - 01/17/09 12:40 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Possession of a controlled substance.

Source: dlisted.com/node/29855












is there a logical explanation for those eyebrows?
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#239450 - 01/17/09 05:43 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:


is there a logical explanation for those eyebrows?





Probably. My guess is that they are the result of a very loving father. Perhaps a couple of loving uncles too.

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#239451 - 01/17/09 06:56 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Icetech Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
Either passed out... or lost a bet...
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#239452 - 01/17/09 11:55 AM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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Quote:


is there a logical explanation for those eyebrows?




Maybe she's a Dresden Dolls fan? Here I thought Amanda Palmer had the worst eyebrows in the world.



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#239453 - 01/18/09 05:22 PM Re: I fucking love female mugshots
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Quote:

Quote:

Possession of a controlled substance.

Source: dlisted.com/node/29855












is there a logical explanation for those eyebrows?


There was a few stories that those were photoshopped on to her.

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