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#63318 - 10/14/04 07:20 PM
Monkey cage's top 10 posters
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Porn Jesus
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I figured the cage has been around for a while now and its a great, great forum, but its the posters that make it great. So i have set up a list of the cage's top 10 posters, this list can and will be updated each week. Heres week 1 top 10 monkey cage posters.
1. Meliss lauren: Very funny, says what she feels, posts frequently and sleeps with brandon irons.
2. Bishop: Link for the board to wes pipes, very funny, posts frequently and is the head figure for my desire for a spike in screwdriver crimes and my son. Jewish too.
3. Cleetus: Can't have a top ten users list without cleetus at least in the top 5,probably should be lower based on the fact he posts on the other board, you know and he keeps mentioning my cousin. Made  popular.
4. Kyoto: Jew jap, he is great, speaks his mind, posts are funny and does great things to pictures of smartt and JG.
5 John Garfield: Sexiest man on the board, 3% body fat, white sammura, great feuder.
6. Kami: Mainstay at xxxporntalk, forgives monkey for all his indesgressions, husband hasn't jerked off in 5 years and likes mr poo, (vomit on poo)
7. Genesis skye: She would be higher if she posted more pics, (watch your step i just dropped a giant hint, please don't trip over it)
8. Tantas daddy: I like he because he fills the fester role nicely
9. Toe Licker: this doesn't seem right, licker should be higher, who is in charge of this list. They will be beaten.
10. smiling arab: Travesty, a travesty he is this low on the list.
I have missed so many that deserve to make the list, james, porn78, gen (just jokes), lance, sickfuck,etc.
Edited by smelly monkey (10/14/04 07:26 PM)
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#63320 - 10/14/04 07:28 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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woot! I figured every body was sick of my cry babyin. Monkey I wanna touch you wrong,like daddy does.
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#63325 - 10/15/04 03:17 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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This is too good to be true. I'd like to thank my mom, my two dogs, my penis little Jon, my second daddy, and my pet tranny smartt. My balls are on fire. It always happens when I get nervous.  Kami, what can I say . . . . . 
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#63327 - 10/15/04 03:48 AM
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Whoremaster
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i used to have a pet chicken anmed Brazil, i bought it at easter and it grew uo to br a bantam rooster
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#63328 - 10/15/04 05:58 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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i used to have a pet chicken anmed Brazil, i bought it at easter and it grew uo to br a bantam rooster
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#63329 - 10/15/04 06:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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OK, since he's so obviously desperate for someone to throw him a banana, I'll give one a toss. Without doubt Monkey is the best poster in the cage, arguably the entire board.  That would put Melissa right behind the Monkey. (Probably with his bat in her hand)
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#63332 - 10/15/04 03:06 PM
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Whoremaster
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I am indeed humbled.(Bowing head) I made Monkeys' top 10 and was mentioned by Cleet in the same thread.  My life is now complete and I shall, one day, die a satisfied man. For now, this has made my day. I am still stuck in a hotel in Milwaukee until Thursday.  Fuck now they are talking snow flurries on Saturday. You just gotta love Corp. America. 
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#63334 - 10/15/04 03:10 PM
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Whoremaster
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For Kyoto Meaning of COVETOUS Pronunciation: 'kuvitus Definition: [adj] immoderately desirous of acquiring e.g. wealth; "they are avaricious and will do anything for money"; "casting covetous eyes on his neighbor's fields"; "a grasping old miser"; "grasping commercialism"; "greedy for money and power"; "grew richer and greedier"; "prehensile employers stingy with raises for their employees" [adj] showing extreme cupidity; painfully desirous of another's advantages; "he was never covetous before he met her"; "jealous of his success and covetous of his possessions"; "envious of their art collection"; "he was green with envy" Synonyms: acquisitive, avaricious, desirous, envious, grabby, grasping, greedy, green, jealous, prehensile
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#63336 - 10/15/04 03:38 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Damn Monkey...glad to C I make the list ...although comparing Me to summara is just fucked up...lol
Edited by JOHN GARFIELD (10/15/04 03:39 PM)
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#63340 - 10/15/04 03:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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there are plenty of threads floating around for that to be done starting with is monkey one of the top 5 most important people in porn.
And you probably started that thread yourdamnself. You just don't want to admit loving the idea of Melissa behind you, thrusting away with the bat. (Lean back? I think not!)
Also, bull-fucking-shit is a Southern thang, dog, and you ought not use it.
Other than that, you're okay
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#63342 - 10/15/04 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You must be from north Dixie. Because down here it would be
BuLLLLLLLLLLL FUUCKNNN Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.
No, I'm from the hotbed of secession, just didn't feel like spelling it out phonetically for the unwashed masses.
Just for shits and grins watch this jewel of a movie: http://www.abum.com/?show_media=585
Probably will have to c&p the address because I don't want to read the faq about posting links.
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