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#594549 - 06/29/13 01:25 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#594561 - 06/29/13 04:37 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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There always is. I was just grasping for a tropical street food.
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#594582 - 06/30/13 05:49 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#594589 - 06/30/13 08:21 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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He was one talented useful idiot. Helluva minstrel.
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#594619 - 06/30/13 09:41 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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When huffing panties using the cupped hand method, it is best to come up for air at times, otherwise a high and a headache may ensue. Same when you put them inside out over a pillow for a faux 69. I guess both are safer than using a ligature on yourself, if that is yer thing.

I have seen electric bongs that fill a plastic bag with smoke, I am thinking of marketing a device to be able to trap and store used panty scented air, so the over abundance of CO2 doesn't create these issues.
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#594621 - 06/30/13 11:51 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I was eating the cunt of a woman of middle eastern descent the other day, It was not determinable if she was a paki or otherwise. The flavor was choice.
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#594799 - 07/06/13 09:20 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: LouCypher]
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Back home drinking beer in my kitchen. Sex, breakfast and lunch in Punta Cana, a helicopter tour of the east end of the island then a landing at the GA airport there. Taxi over to meet our bags at the international airport and touchdown in CLT about 8:30 & after a dinner at a waffle house (one can only take so much crunk Caribbean food) home to a painted house at 11:00pm. One more day then the shit hits the fan at work.

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#594826 - 07/07/13 12:35 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Going back to work is the hardest part. Glad you had a good trip, sheriff.
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#594829 - 07/07/13 02:14 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#594837 - 07/07/13 06:17 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Slim Whitman's dead?
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#594843 - 07/08/13 04:29 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I know, first I heard of it, too.

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#595163 - 07/16/13 11:43 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#595207 - 07/17/13 10:25 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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http://www.marketplace.org/topics/tech/numbers/espn-tries-kill-trolls-facebook-comments-only

Registrations for SI's comments spiked today as people are leaving ESPN due to them requiring you sign in w/ Facebook to comment. They are too stupid to realize that you can create a Tebows Taint FaceBook acct and have at it? Do they think there is some law that you have to be 100% accurate with the info you put on FB? Bristol Clown College.
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#595211 - 07/17/13 10:51 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Yes. Yes they are that stupid.
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#595306 - 07/19/13 09:19 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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They are rehiring Olbermann, of course they are that stupid.
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#595310 - 07/19/13 11:48 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
They are rehiring Olbermann. . .


. . .aaaaand with that, FBF said "So long, Plebeians. My blather's marketable again. My limo awaits."

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#595336 - 07/20/13 04:37 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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If he were to get cancer like Linda Ellerby he could so turn his A- level failures into a G- level journalism career.
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#595413 - 07/21/13 07:29 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Spent 4.5 days in NYC
Returned and had 2 days to work, clean, and prepare to host my NYC friend here in LA.
We've been hitting everyday, every night hard as I've been showing him around the real LA and the stereotypical LA.
He leaves Tuesday and I'm scheduling a shoot Wednesday.
I'm dying.

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#595422 - 07/21/13 11:24 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
Jerkules Offline
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Eh, I'm too tired to break your balls.

What whore are you shooting Weds? You get to shoot that Kennedy Leigh whore yet? If you do, please post an untouched up image of her butthole for us.
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#595458 - 07/22/13 06:27 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I aint trying to find the MLB thread, so:

Brewers' Ryan Braun accepts suspension for the remainder of the season (65games) due to links to Biogenesis Clinic. The suspension is not a PED violation, but for "just cause".

Braun didn't try to purchase evidence like A-Roid did. I'm guessing A-Roid is going to get at least a year. They say he came out of the MLB offices the other Friday looking like he saw a ghost, so he might be getting a longer ban.
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#595476 - 07/23/13 07:37 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Went to see Boz Scaggs last night in Knoxville. One of the best performances I've seen in a long time. Two encores and he brought the house down and to its feet. He still has an amazing voice and great band backing him.
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#595477 - 07/23/13 07:41 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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That's awesome BDM, sounds like you had a good time. Nothing like live music.


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#595507 - 07/23/13 09:44 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I haven't heard Boz Scaggs in a hundred years. That's like pulling out Al Stewart. I'd think I'd drop everything to see either one of them.
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#595523 - 07/24/13 07:01 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Went to see Boz Scaggs last night in Knoxville. One of the best performances I've seen in a long time. Two encores and he brought the house down and to its feet. He still has an amazing voice and great band backing him.


Thanks for giving the low down on Scaggs.
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#595527 - 07/24/13 08:50 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I woulda called but nobody would loan me a dime.
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#595552 - 07/24/13 09:12 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Feds raid dispensaries in Washington. Headed to Grand Jury in Sept. I guess it is going to come to a head in Federal Court.

http://news.yahoo.com/feds-raid-pot-dispensaries-washington-where-drug-legal-022242675.html
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#595553 - 07/24/13 09:25 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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#595555 - 07/24/13 09:59 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Feds raid dispensaries in Washington. Headed to Grand Jury in Sept. I guess it is going to come to a head in Federal Court.

http://news.yahoo.com/feds-raid-pot-dispensaries-washington-where-drug-legal-022242675.html


Interesting. It's the FDA, though. Wasn't expecting that. They seem to be targeting "medicinal", not recreational. Might be a focus group test to see folks will take it.
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#595556 - 07/24/13 11:12 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Well, the Supreme Courts ruling on Obamacare pretty well shit on states rights, so this could be something to further test the waters in order to test the water for some end of term gun legislation. Or I could be a kook.
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#595557 - 07/24/13 11:44 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#595558 - 07/25/13 12:09 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Well, the Supreme Courts ruling on Obamacare pretty well shit on states rights, so this could be something to further test the waters in order to test the water for some end of term gun legislation. Or I could be a kook.


Good. If your state believes in transvaignal ultra sounds or Jesus horses. then you don't deserve to have any rights, beyond digging ditches to support civilized states sewer systems at gun point. You should either shut the fuck up or be be excised from the union through forced succession from the union. Have fun pulling your self up by your own boot straps.
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#595565 - 07/25/13 04:53 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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I ain't watching that !
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#595614 - 07/26/13 08:27 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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So, while Panzer's spreading salmonella, and Brandon spreads god knows what; while FBF tries new acne cream and we all rank on Tritone. . .

Some smart motherfuckers in Darmstadt fucking STOPPED LIGHT for a full fucking minute.


Not that, you know, science deserves it's own thread like those other things above.

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#595628 - 07/26/13 04:51 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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^^ Are they having a house party in celebration of this feat, those Hessian burgers of delight?

(good find).
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#595629 - 07/26/13 04:52 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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Re ... Bible Belt Abortion click it
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That there's a Texas Two-Step Problem Eliminator.
Who needs clinics when you've got fists?
Or a nice set of very steep stairs.


Edited by Bluecipher (07/26/13 04:53 PM)
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#595633 - 07/26/13 05:37 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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All these fucking stupid fucking reality shows. I can't stand it anymore. How many "wars" do we have to bear witness too? I'll watch storage wars from time to time with the sound down, but only because I really dig on Brandy's ridiculous tits. Give me my own fucking show. Fat, funny, loser. Coming this fall on TLC. I guarantee I can be more entertaining than these fucking asswipes fighting over baggage, and parking tickets and all that shit.

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#595635 - 07/26/13 06:16 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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We talk about having a crew following us around like the car and chopper shows. The contrived conflicts and phony deadlines. I wouldn't watch it.
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#595648 - 07/26/13 11:00 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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If HBO would bankroll me and have me followed and wired in strip clubs, they could make some money.
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#595661 - 07/27/13 06:45 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I'd watch it for sure.

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#595699 - 07/27/13 10:58 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I'd watch. Got a title?
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#595706 - 07/28/13 01:40 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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#595708 - 07/28/13 06:22 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Goats, horses, knives, and bare-back-blowjobs

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#595741 - 07/28/13 07:47 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Any of you mugs ever sucessfully quit a hardcore nicotine addiction? What's it like and what kind of advice can you give me?

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#595743 - 07/28/13 08:16 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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If I was going to try, then I would get an electronic cigarette and ween my self off the nicotine with it. Also a friend of mine went on zoloft or wellbutrin or some shit and that took him from a pack and a half down to half a pack per day.
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#595744 - 07/28/13 08:40 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Nicotine gum helps a bit. I quit pipe tobacco some time back. I still get the urge now and then.
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#595746 - 07/28/13 08:42 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
All these fucking stupid fucking reality shows. I can't stand it anymore. How many "wars" do we have to bear witness too? I'll watch storage wars from time to time with the sound down, but only because I really dig on Brandy's ridiculous tits. Give me my own fucking show. Fat, funny, loser. Coming this fall on TLC. I guarantee I can be more entertaining than these fucking asswipes fighting over baggage, and parking tickets and all that shit.

I endorse this post %100...for every halfway decent show like this there are like 10 others that are absurdly awful..who are the mouth breaking fuck holes who watch this shit? does cable TV go by neilsons? Who the fuck wastes money paying for this horseshit programming? They should pay people to watch cable until they have enough good shows to warrant the obscene prospect of charging people to watch this fucking dreck. Another example of the cream of the crop NOT rising with capitalism. (the board doesn't recognize "dreck" as a real word the by way)
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#595748 - 07/28/13 09:29 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: CxGxPx]
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#595751 - 07/28/13 10:09 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Fartz, if you need motivation, the Ultimate Warrior says the be a survivor and don't smoke.

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#595755 - 07/29/13 06:52 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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That's awesome.

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#595974 - 08/02/13 03:16 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Anyone else having trouble with their unread threads/posts/little red numbers thing? The board's telling me I have hundreds of thousands of unread shit. for a second I thought we were being attacked by Donny bots.

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