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#385393 - 01/04/09 01:28 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
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Loc: Dallas, Texas
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Not real sure. Just happy to single. Like it says in my sig....men are pigs because women are easy.
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#385394 - 01/04/09 01:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I know a guy who was a financial officer with his company. He was hanging on at lower pay waiting for he stock options to mature ... and hopefully his allocation would grow [1998 in the internet boom].
But, his wife was mad that she was out-earning him and blamed him that she had to work after having their kid [odd since she was the type that would NEVER quit].
To escape his job and her, he played in a band in the odd evening and weekend. She would rail against the band and him "reliving his youth".
Long story short, she ended up fucking the married drummer from the band. Ruined two marriages. She was so sure that my friend had nothing that she was delighted to sign off that each kept their own. She was slightly less delighted when she found out that he ended up doubling her earnings during their marriage when he was able to turn over his options.
She isn't very happy with me since, to lampoon her endless rants against him, I refer to her whoring around with the drummer as "reliving her youth".
Everyone else seems to like it, though. Even, her brother laughed.
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#385395 - 01/04/09 01:56 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
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Loc: Dallas, Texas
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SWEET!! I love a happy ending.  In reality I am probably as much to blame as her. Not spending enough time is just about the same as cheating I suppose. If my marriage was as good as my divorce I would still be married though.
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#385396 - 01/04/09 02:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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From the Borscht Belt:
Why are Jewish divorces so expensive?
They're worth it!! 
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#385400 - 01/05/09 12:11 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
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6. Shit! I forgot this one. Chode, there may have been some standing DP in Anal Trainer 8 (J. Darkko/ New Sensations), but I haven't watched it in a while. I believe there was one in Service Animals 19 (Joey Silvera/Evil Angel) where I take on 3 guys.
thanks for the info G. i checked around online and found some screen caps from Service Animals but I didn't see one. I'll have to dig some more.
Oh yeah and you being a vegan in the past and a raw foodie now =  . People can rag on me and call me a fanboy or whatever, but I think that's really kickass that you're conscious about your diet and such.  I need to quit fucking drinking Cokes....any suggestions or motivation to help me out?
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#385401 - 01/05/09 02:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Quitting Coke is hard. It's an assload of sugar. The most crap sugar. And high levels of phosphorus that increase calcium loss in the body.
You probably also have a caffine addiction due to imbalanced blood sugar levels. Imbalanced blood sugar levels are because ya ain't eating right.
And don't think you're sharp for drinking Diet soda. Diet soda and all artificial sweeteners (I"M TALKING TO YOU, EQUAL, SPLENDA, SWEET&LOW!) contain ASPARTAME. That leads to lupus, diabetes, Alzheimers, ms, fibramyalgia, birth defects, etc. And did you know aspartame combined with carbs slows down your brain's production of serotonin? Balanced serotonin levels are what keeps you happy, confident, and balanced. So, chugging diet soda keeps you fat, sick, pissed off and blah. Good times.
Here's how my friends quit soda. They only drank water at meals. Turns out half the time when you're hungry, you're really thirsty. Nothing hydrates like water. You know what else happened during this ween? They ate less! Soon, they quit soda all together because it wasn't thirst quenching and by sneaking more juicy delicious fruit into their day and crisp veggies with meals, they no longer desired that fake high fructose corn syrup Coke crap loaded with exitotoxins to make you an addict.
Drink more water. Squeeze a lil lemon in to make it fun if ya gotta.
My friend lost 5 lbs in ONE MONTH just quitting soda.
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#385402 - 01/05/09 03:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Goddamit.....
Gia has there ever been a guy, in porn or elsewhere, who's spunk you actually found to be exceptionally tasty or enjoyable? I mean to the point where you wouldnt mind swallowing it any time, any place, thinking "That tastes pretty good."?
What would you rather watch: 10 whores barfing up their last meal because they are worried about their weight, wrongfully so; 10 gory car accidents; or 10 perfect cumshots into the mouths of SUPER-Model caliber women (with extended cumplay and swallowing.)
Of your 3 greatest cum gobbling scenes (Gobble the goop, Feeding Frenzy and Down the hatch), which DIRECTOR made you feel the MOST comfortable and GLAD to be performing this spectacle for the ages: John Leslie, Jules Jordan or the dead Chico Wang?
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#385403 - 01/05/09 03:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Well, Burg, I don't like watching people barf at all and I don't like car accidents because I worry too much about the people in them.
The taste of cum doesn't vary that much. But when it's bad, it's bad. I can tell you that when I shoot the bukkakes, it's 70 loads of spilled convict cretin seed, and by the time we're done shooting, it fucking reeks. The closest description I have for it is old chlorine. Or what chlorine would probably smell like if it were old, hanging around in one of those unattended pools in those foreclosed homes with all the murk and tadpoles and bacteria. I wonder if that's just because they're bukkake boys and sub par cum comes from sub par hierarchical beta males or it's just how collective cum is regardless of status. I'm guessing the latter since my last bf was dirt poor and his loads were just as heavenly delicious as the zillionaire bf before.
Regarding which directors I loved cum gobbling for the most were Jules Jordan, William H, Jim Powers, Van Styles, Silvera, Leslie, James Avalon, David 'Cascade' Luger, and Dave Naz. That's because I love their work and was proud to do a good job for the cum gobbling elite.
I really got off on jizz gobbling for Chico Wang just because he was soooo obviously annoyed by me for some unknown reason. It made me want to annoy him more. It felt defiant to be a huge bitch and be more of a whore than he planned. I had all these cocks at my disposal and "I'm chugging them to MY liking." The scene turned out awesome. I love that scene.
Some of the stuff he said after my mouth was filled was pretty funny, so no way was I going to accidently swallow some from laughing. I was pretty impressed with how much my mouth held before showing it off to the cam and swallowing. Wow, the weirdest little things amuse me sometimes. I need to get a life.
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#385404 - 01/05/09 05:12 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Gia, seeing as you actually have some hereditary and genetic link to the Indian subcontinent via your Pakistani ancestry, can we take it as read that, because of the cart-before-horse logic that seems so prevalent in the industry today, you were never offered the opportunity to appear in one of these 'Slap a bindi and a sari on some Mexican chick' movies that seem to comprise the vast majority of the so-called 'Indian' porn genre? Needless to say, I haven't bothered to check, but it would be both profoundly and delightfully ironic to me if you never did, but a bunch of Latina chicks who probably couldn't find India on a map have. Hmmm...this gives me an idea for Fan Requests. 
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#385405 - 01/05/09 05:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I was offered, but I think they're retarded so I declined. They're not even offensive to me. Just lame, gimmicky, zero stroke value, and usually made by some low-rent company.
Though, a scene of mine for some internet company who never got off the ground ended up being sold to some other company who later titled the dvd as Bollywood Bangers. I don't even look very Bollywood there. I'm just in a striped bikini and matching striped thigh highs.
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#385407 - 01/05/09 05:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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What the hell is that?
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#385408 - 01/05/09 05:57 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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I was offered, but I think they're retarded so I declined. They're not even offensive to me. Just lame, gimmicky, zero stroke value, and usually made by some low-rent company.
You're not wrong there...it's just bizarre to me how they can keep going when they are clearly not delivering what they promise...it's so blatantly obvious that I don't think it even qualifies to be called 'bait and switch'.
Oh, and I think gokkunfan means the Bollywood dance move where they move the head one way and make a frame with their arms and move it the other way, thus enhancing the effect of the movement. I really need to stop beating off to Hemalayaa's Bollywood Dance workout show. 
PS:
[tritone]Hey Gia Jordan...how come you ain't never done no scene dressed up as a Pakistani? Racist bitch![/tritone] 
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#385411 - 01/05/09 09:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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And if you drink too much iced tea you may increase your chances of developing kidney stones.  Nothing is safe anymore. Not even V-8.
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#385412 - 01/05/09 12:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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666These things are fine if you make them yourself. Screw V8 and shit from cans. I make my own V8. I make my own ice tea. I brew tea and add ice.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385414 - 01/05/09 12:33 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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Can you do the head wobble thing? 
What the hell is that?
Maybe he's talking about Little Superstar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM
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#385416 - 01/05/09 12:57 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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the new herb sweetener Sweetleaf should change the game in '09
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#385417 - 01/05/09 01:04 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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Hey I've gotten some good food advice here but I have a weird question. If I eat pussy for 30 minutes how long do I have to spend on the cardio machine to burn that off?
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#385419 - 01/05/09 05:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
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I've cut soda out completely, but running is out. I used to run 2 miles everyday in the Army, a lot of it on concrete, and it fucked my legs and knees up! I am going to start on the cardio machines. Elliptical's seem to be ok for me but you look like a goofus while your on it. I havn't had junk food (chips cookies) in over a week! It is not that I am craving them but I eat out of boardom more than anything.
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#385421 - 01/05/09 06:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/23/08
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You are right Gia about soda, but if you cut junk food like Mcd or any shit like that the result will be even better, one thing I noticed last summer on a trip to Italy, most people are slim and very well fit, they eat pasta almost every day but there's no Mcd or BK.
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#385422 - 01/05/09 06:08 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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I am switching over to the 6 meal a day routine next week. trying to find the best place to buy myloplex shakes and bars. I like the body for life routine. Easy to remember but changes enough not to get board
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#385425 - 01/05/09 06:15 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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what about after a workout? Isn't a protein shake needed to rebuild muscle?
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#385426 - 01/05/09 06:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Get protein from food. real food.
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#385427 - 01/05/09 06:17 PM
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Not that this discussion isn't fascinating, but when did General Porno Talk become General Nutrition Talk?
Okay Gia, here's another inappropriate question for you: The ongoing drama at AVN temporarily leaves you without a photography gig. To make the rent, you have two equally unappealing offers:
A) Brandon decides to pair you with his good buddy Ryan Knox; or
B) Tritone somehow manages to acquire enough funds for a private.
Which is it?
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#385428 - 01/05/09 06:20 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Does Gia have a Dot?
If so, where does she keep her Dot?
If not, Did they take away your Dot because you are a porn skank or did you never have a Dot to begin with?
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#385431 - 01/05/09 06:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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A bindi? My dad was raised in Brooklyn and my mom was raised in Pennsylvania. I'm as American cracker as they come.
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#385432 - 01/05/09 06:24 PM
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third rate people recruit fourth rate piss mops?
And pair them with fifth rate PWs on film. Thus the question.
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#385434 - 01/05/09 06:27 PM
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Saltine or Ritz?
Bah. Stella D'Oro Breadstick.
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#385435 - 01/05/09 06:29 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
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Everything tastes better on a Ritz
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#385438 - 01/05/09 06:34 PM
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Wow. That's like asking who do you want as a leader...Hitler or Mussolini?
Interesting answer.
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I'm an artist
One of those guys was an artist, too.
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Oh, by the way, can you tell I'm divorced? 
Went from 155 to 112 and then because of chemo (and over-eating) I swelled up to 232. I have cut out soda and most fried foods and am down to 212 but my eating habits suck ass. There is NO way I could stop eating meat completely. (Kinda like Christianxxx ha ha) Any body here been through the joys of chemo and know the best way to get back into shape and the types of food I should be eating? 
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