Funny stripper story...

I had a friend who bartended at a strip joint and thus dated a lot of the strippers. So one night his girl asked to borrow the car so she could drive home. What he didn't know is she had downed some valium (he knew about the couple shots as he had served them to her). So of course she wrecks the car on the way home. The funny part was she fell asleep and hit a trailer that was attached to a truck. So Bryan gets to the scene and there's his car sitting on top of this guys truck.

A couple days later she dumps him because "if we stay together you'll just hold this over my head".