Originally Posted By: Houstondon
Every year, hundreds of new performers shoot 1000's of scenes and a small number get nominated for something. That hardly constitutes "everyone gets an award" or even a nomination. Given the pissing and moaning by some, you'd think they lost a child. Now, the poverty pimps are out there selling snake oil as to how their own award shows are so much better, forgetting to remind people how they selected themselves, their immediate family members, and sponsors years back, doing EXACTLY what they accuse AVN of doing. LOL
Do the names Mike Ramone and Emily Evermoore ring a bell?

Ahh, who gives a shit, the expo is a waste of time now. The award show is for whores, put on by whores who can't read the teleprompter. And sometimes the winning whore doesn't even bother to show up because she's already flushed out of the business (Naomi and Keri Sable come to mind).

As a non-pornographer myself, you can't believe how difficult it is to keep a straight face when the category is "best double anal sex scene" or something equally degrading. And everyone is clapping, the whore is in tears because she won an award for wrecking her bowel movement for the next 40 years. It's tragi-comical, like an Alfred Jarry play.