Why not give her a high quality shit sandwich? Something like, "You have been a great whore and MILF that inspired mopes around the world. But now you are an old hag giving handy-j's for cans of Alpo. However, you still have Lucky, which is a good thing."
_________________________
[AWOP troll]^Chicken shit un-American hippie faggot! ^ [/AWOP troll] -- charin