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#638400 - 06/10/16 12:19 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Forgive me, Al Stewart:

...
Dana's gone like a darkening of the sky
A change in the weather
Dana's gone like a moment out of time
Maybe forever
Lines of coffee cups on parade
Soldiers for keeping the night away
Soon, too soon, you'll be moving out
There's nothing here to hold you now
Dana's gone.

Dana left Lucky
On a hot summer night
She would not go for him and so
He shot her down at sight
Dana gone, one more round, Dana gone!
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#638493 - 06/13/16 09:17 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Time to fill in a missing escort form local PD.
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#638737 - 06/20/16 10:44 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Dana's older germanic sister - Helga Sven.



September 19, 1943
Frankfurt, Germany


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Edited by Bluecipher (06/20/16 10:46 AM)
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#638754 - 06/20/16 06:37 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Seriously or facetiously?
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#638767 - 06/20/16 08:12 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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They could play sisters in some oma porn production. Dana is Irish Ukrainian I think.
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#638774 - 06/20/16 09:43 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Dana's older germanic sister - Helga Sven.



September 19, 1943
Frankfurt, Germany

Is that her birthday? Was she part of the Bund Deutscher Madel? Does she seek out classy gentleman and have a canine companion? Is there discord in her family and is her mother recently deceased? So many questions.


Edited by Kingfish (06/20/16 09:44 PM)
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#638775 - 06/20/16 09:50 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I hope she's retired by now and not in some John Thompson ggg production.
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#638884 - 06/26/16 04:07 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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it's quiet...............a little too quiet

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#638892 - 06/26/16 06:26 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Who will attend Dana'd funeral? Her sister? former husbands? Who will be Dana's pall bearers?

Assuming they find the body.

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#638893 - 06/26/16 07:01 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She's either in a hospital, a women's shelter, or in some dank basement, chained to a wall and entertaining some classy gentleman/hobbyist/trucker.
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#638911 - 06/28/16 01:17 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Its Raph!................A little too Raph!

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#638952 - 06/30/16 01:00 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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#638973 - 07/01/16 08:42 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Whose gunt is that?
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#638982 - 07/01/16 12:43 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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That's the old Luvinlioness herself.


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Edited by Bluecipher (07/01/16 12:43 PM)
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#638992 - 07/02/16 07:07 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Well now.....
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#639098 - 07/07/16 10:20 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Dana's still missing - no updates! Wonder if she retired for good. Or perhaps someone retired her.
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#639100 - 07/07/16 11:47 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Any chance she changed her porn name or is the brand so strong that would be a crazy idea?

Has moblem been lurking in this thread?
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#639103 - 07/07/16 12:16 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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She's still alive and kicking:



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#639112 - 07/07/16 05:22 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Holy shit, she made it to Ontario. Wonder if sis or some kindly cousin, niece or nephew is hosting her or if some kind and classy gent is bankrolling this new phase of her life.
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#639113 - 07/07/16 05:26 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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The game is afoot once again. The Lioness starts with a strong, "I am looking for a date" move. Queen's pawn to d4. Classy gents, prepare your countermove.



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Edited by Bluecipher (07/07/16 05:27 PM)
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#639114 - 07/07/16 05:38 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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What is the Canadian exchange rate on roses? Is she offering a hoser discount?

The Luvinlioness is battle tested on the mean streets of the outskirts of Los Angeles, can preternaturally polite Torontonians handle that street savvy and not be taken?

Will Dana be offering her lady companionship to classy Canucks out of a Tim Horton's in a shabby part of town?

Perhaps this is the spinoff series (or reboot) we have been looking for. Where does Lucky fit into this?
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#639115 - 07/07/16 06:31 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She somehow passed over the border without trouble. Guess her criminal record was minor enough.
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#639116 - 07/07/16 08:00 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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I think the Lioness will do better in her new surroundings. If she has a hankering for dark cock she'll have to go East Asian, African or Jamaican. No more LA homeys to fall back on.
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#639121 - 07/07/16 09:31 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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What is the over/under on her playing the homeless game in Ontario, Ca like she did in Ontario, CA. I am looking for a calendar date. I will give her until the end of July. So August 1, she will be back griping on facebook and twitter about starving, Lucky, etc.
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#639124 - 07/07/16 11:57 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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If she is holed up with a friend or family she may be able to hold out until sometime in the fall. I doubt she would be allowed to operate her business from a friend's apt or home. She may be going civilian with a local job and making a little money on the side with a little escorting while she waits for her knight to stroll along (and sis to break down). I wonder if Lucky was allowed across the border. Probably had to stay under observation for a week or more.
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#639125 - 07/08/16 05:18 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: faceblaster]
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She's Canadian and would have no trouble getting back to her home country. It's getting into the USA that might be difficult.

It's cold in Canada so I doubt the homeless trick would work.

Perhaps she's in the city on estate business.


Edited by artwilliams (07/08/16 05:26 AM)

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#639127 - 07/08/16 04:18 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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If she is going to take on estate business I guess her escort activites will need to be very low key or nonexistent. Don't want sis bringing up any naughty stories.
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#639130 - 07/09/16 08:35 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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She could always take the Via rail from Toronto to Montreal to ply her vagina-spreading trade. Only lasts about 5 hours. No wonder the call the coin a "Looney."

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#639131 - 07/09/16 09:12 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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The Mature Express. Anal service extra at certain stops only.
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#639158 - 07/10/16 12:37 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Back home and looking for love.

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#639162 - 07/10/16 07:22 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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She's looking for a not-so-healthy pensioner. Together they will make their mutual fantasies come true.
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#639167 - 07/10/16 08:10 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Maybe the Luvinlioness can bury the hatchet with her sister and make a real life Arsenic and Old Lace or the modern equivalent, antifreeze in the corn flakes. I am sure those Toronto pensions (and pensioners) are fat like a Christmas goose.
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#639170 - 07/10/16 10:34 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Well, her strategy must have changed. No Backpage Toronto ads under her name yet...
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#639173 - 07/11/16 01:50 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Artwilliams...what is your avatar from? Is that from a mainstream movie?
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#639176 - 07/11/16 05:21 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Brandon Lee Harrington]
artwilliams Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon Lee Harrington
Artwilliams...what is your avatar from? Is that from a mainstream movie?


It's Alison Pill, so yes.

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#639185 - 07/11/16 12:17 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Thanks. It looked familiar but I couldnt remember from what.
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#639190 - 07/11/16 05:49 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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According to her tweets, The Lioness has a new, Canada-based number so gents can reach her easily.I guess the old phone and number are in possession of Indiana or Minnesota law enforcement.
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#639191 - 07/11/16 06:00 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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More like she ditched the bill on it and got herself a Canadian TracFone.
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#639203 - 07/12/16 07:51 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Looks like she chose a Rogers Communications phone. Good coverage!



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#639241 - 07/14/16 08:28 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Bad TER review from May. The Lionesss' touch is flagging:

I was browsing BP one day and saw that Dana Hayes was going to be near my area. I have been a fan of hers for years so I couldn't pass up the opportunity of seeing her. This would also take care of two bucket list items for me. 1) being with a porn star and 2) being with someone 20+ years older than me.

So I called her a couple of nights before to work out the details. She required a reference and fortunately another provider was able to vouch for me. So we set up a time to meet. I called her the day of and again when I got to the hotel for the room number. And up I went...

Unfortunately, the session itself was disappointing. She is a nice enough lady though. But I was expecting a bit more fun in the session and she did not deliver.

Non-VIP's: for the price, I'd say go only if you're a fan. I probably won't repeat though.
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#639247 - 07/14/16 12:26 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Does that mean you can only suck on the titties and get a hand job? Does anyone have the VIP access to get the full review?
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#639249 - 07/14/16 03:23 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Must have been a slow bj with manual finish and some boob kneading along the way. I didn't know the Lioness required references. She must be running scared. I thought saying, "I am not a member of law enforcement nor am I workging with them," or something like that, was enough to unlock escort gold.
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#639250 - 07/14/16 04:15 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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TV myth. You do not have to reveal you are law enforcement when asked. That's the whole point of undercover operations. Some TV writer years ago came up with the "if you're a cop, you have to say so now or it's entrapment" concept. Pure bullshit, and I expect some of our resident internet lawyers will chime in.
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#639251 - 07/14/16 05:43 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Must have been a slow bj with manual finish and some boob kneading along the way.

Why do I feel the Luvinlioness is not a patient woman. Considering her homeless desperation, she has a surfeit of time, but is probably is a bigger clockwatcher than a lowly office worker. She probably books the date and basically wants you to hand her the money and then get the fuck away from her. Any additional delay simply irritates her. She is what the English call work-shy.
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#639254 - 07/14/16 07:07 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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The VIP portion of the review:

Quote:
I made it up to the room and sure enough, it was Dana Hayes in the flesh! She's a little thicker in real life (or she's gained weight). And her tits are really that nice! She was also nice and seemed genuinely happy that I was there. We exchanged pleasantries and took care of business. Then we got comfortable.

Now this is the part that was a bit lacking. She started with a BBBJ. Which was OK. But she only wanted to do it in certain positions. She also said I could take pictures with my phone if I wanted. So I snapped a few pics of my cock in her mouth (that was a bonus) and a few more of her performing russian on me.

She made a few comments on my size. At first I was flattered because of the ego boost of a porn star saying you're big. But after a while it got old. And I started to think that she didn't want to do FS. And at that point I figured greek was right out. Well, she applied a hat on me, lube on herself, and told me to go slow. So I did that. We started out in mish and I went REALLY slow. She started complaining that I was too deep. She positioned her hands so that I could only go in just a little bit "just the tip" and not much further. Watching her films, you'd think she could take a pounding. And usually most women are OK with my size after a few minutes. Not Dana.

She then got in doggy position, but said she didn't trust that I wouldn't start pounding away. So I went for a few strokes and she stopped me. I asked and just as I thought: no greek. More mish, but again "just the tip". She then removed the hat and said she'd finish me orally. After a few minutes (again weird positions) I had enough. I sat her on her knees and jerked it and came all over her face. She looked at herself in the mirror and commented on the size of the load. Then excused herself to clean up. I think a second shot was available, but I passed. Plus, by then my time was running out.

She did let me use her shower to clean up. And after that we sat and talked for a few minutes. Again, she is a very sweet woman, but the sex was quite lacking. Won't repeat.
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#639255 - 07/14/16 07:31 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Must have been a slow bj with manual finish and some boob kneading along the way.

Why do I feel the Luvinlioness is not a patient woman. Considering her homeless desperation, she has a surfeit of time, but is probably is a bigger clockwatcher than a lowly office worker. She probably books the date and basically wants you to hand her the money and then get the fuck away from her. Any additional delay simply irritates her. She is what the English call work-shy.


I fear you may have read the situation correctly. Dana will take a come shot across the old mug (see below) but she makes you haggle more than a tourist at the Marrakech bazaar.
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#639256 - 07/14/16 07:52 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: JasonH]
Bluecipher Offline
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Originally Posted By: JasonH
The VIP portion of the review:

Quote:
I made it up to the room and sure enough, it was Dana Hayes in the flesh! ... Again, she is a very sweet woman, but the sex was quite lacking. Won't repeat.



The Lioness is a total letdown in her autumn years. No greek? Haggling over mish, "just the tip", etc? She let negroes bang her to oblivion only a few years ago. How the mighty have fallen. The only way in is to offer her more roses for the old bud.

...

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
p.b. shelley
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#639257 - 07/14/16 07:53 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: faceblaster]
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TV myth. You do not have to reveal you are law enforcement when asked. That's the whole point of undercover operations. Some TV writer years ago came up with the "if you're a cop, you have to say so now or it's entrapment" concept. Pure bullshit, and I expect some of our resident internet lawyers will chime in.


I'd ask a lawyer in my family but the request for clariticcaton inevitably get back to my sisters and beyond.
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#639258 - 07/14/16 09:47 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The Lioness is a total letdown in her autumn years. No greek? Haggling over mish, "just the tip", etc? She let negroes bang her to oblivion only a few years ago. How the mighty have fallen. The only way in is to offer her more roses for the old bud.

I wonder if he paid full rate or got one of those early morning specials she used to offer. It appears that she was framing expectations by constantly commenting on how large the john's johnson was, that way she wouldn't have to take his probably normal size cock in her negro stretched out twat.
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#639264 - 07/15/16 09:58 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The Lioness is a total letdown in her autumn years. No greek? Haggling over mish, "just the tip", etc? She let negroes bang her to oblivion only a few years ago. How the mighty have fallen. The only way in is to offer her more roses for the old bud.

I wonder if he paid full rate or got one of those early morning specials she used to offer. It appears that she was framing expectations by constantly commenting on how large the john's johnson was, that way she wouldn't have to take his probably normal size cock in her negro stretched out twat.


True. That early bird special might be a quick bj and a game of dodge ball around the vagina.

The Lady is a Tramp.


Edited by Bluecipher (07/15/16 12:14 PM)
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