Doony's outbursts are very formulaic and non-original. Basically; they are basically a mad-lib with Doony language inserted, like:

Bird watching can be more BLA BLA BLA than a barrel of FAGSHIT. Our FUCKING HOMO feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the PIGLER oriole, which builds its nest in SHIT TALKING trees. Early in spring, we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "TRANNYFUCKER!" Then the male and female get together and LIE LIE LIE. Later, the female lays LITTLE DICK eggs. Isn't that TOTAL FAGSHIT? Another fascinating bird is the PORN GOD-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your FAGGOT CRISSY and eat out of your METH PIPE. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested FAGGOT WITH NO BALLS, the HIV INFESTED-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied JEALOUS FAG sucker. Now that you know something about birds, get out there and watch!