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They are on that wannabe porn message board (ADT).From what I've been told xxxporntalk will have ALL of the major porn players involved.More stars,more directors,more true insiders,so keep your eyes on this very cool site <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />.

Great because I like porn stars. When can we expect the chat room to be up?

I for one will be polite to all porn starlets, lest they UN-register almost as soon as they register, thus leaving us with yet another forum of mostly guys. Let's be respectful of the ladies!

Dave

[color:"blue"]I do agree with Dave, we need all the chicks to come by and make this place interesting for everyone! We want to hear what people on every side of the biz have to say![/color]

I don't know who the bigger retard is, Mary Carey or Mark Kulkis for signing Mary Carey to a contract. I think Mark must sleep to much, or Montezuma's Revenge not only effected his bowls, but his brain too. I wonder if he pays her by check, or just tosses her some donuts and stupidity pills? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> [color:"red"] [/color]

She is one boring bitch. I mean- YAWN!

nice ass volpini is it yours?

Yes that is indeed a real life likeness of my hairy Italian crack. NICE HUH? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />

Dude, it's freakin' me out. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I'll tell you what's freaking me out is that photo of Brandon.LOL

I think that picture is scaring me almost as much as the Brandon Iron Picture <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I [color:"red"] [/color] f you really wanna be scared, I may have a picture of Jack Richman's head. I think you need a 21" screen to view it though. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/piss.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/finger.gif" alt="" />

Brandon looks so loving in this picture, doesn't he? It such a change from when he is bashing out some whores teeth with his dick. It's touching.

Malice

Hi everybody, let's hope this forum actually becomes useful.
Talk to you soon!
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It's not usefull?

Well, it's at least obnoxious. I guess if you want to spend all day flaming away ... Pissing matches with Brandon, gee, I can get that noise at R.A.M.E. 24-fuckin'-7.

Sure its useful, I was just saying hi. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banana.gif" alt="" />

I'm wondering when the webmaster of this board is going to resize this page. I'm getting fuckin' dizzy scrolling right and left trying to read things. This guy is Brrrrruuuuttttaaaalllll! He should either be fired, or at least have his pay cut until this problem has been fixed. I think I'll call the owner of this page to bitch about it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smoking3.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf1.gif" alt="" /> [color:"red"] [/color]

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Pictured: Kick Ass Volpini and Mark Kulkis [Left to Right] as seen crusing the PCH looking for natural breasts last week.

I just don't know about you guys over there at Kick Ass, I think you're stuck in another decade with that 800x600 resolution. You need to step up to 1024 x 768, it's the resolution all the cool people use.

Malice
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Wow, that's a nice ride!

You guys might want to dump those 486 pc's and upgrade to some new technology. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/finger.gif" alt="" />

Everyone I know uses 1024x768, I love this site. Its fun. Looks great on my computer.

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With a caddy like that who needs a new monitor <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/finger.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/piss.gif" alt="" /> : <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shiton.gif" alt="" />

Bump for oldest thread on XPT.

Lotsa names I don't recognize, plus a bunch of html and missing images.

OH shit this takes me back. I had forgotten about most of these people.

whatzahor4 was the mod whose place I took when she left
RobertF: I think he was in the industry?
Cram Johnson was either a Tony Malice alt or a director for JM, or both?
BigPornFan: regular fan.
PornMike only had 13 posts here, but he was an ADT regular like his appellation says

Yeah, not that it really was much of a secret, but Malice was Cram Johnson of Chatsworth Pictures and Skintight Pictures before that. Robert F was originally known as modelgig. He was a pro am porn producer from Vegas or ended up there.
Other forgotten mods are Phil Owensmouth and the infamous Grip Johnson. by the time I got here in Oct. '03 the reviews forum mods were pretty much non-existent. Somewhere I still have the flyer JM sent out with screeners announcing the creation of XPT which I ignored until Jeff and Nelson X told me I should check it out.
Smartt was the punching bag of the board and despite his early registration date Tranzer never posted here much in the early days because he wouldn't have been tolerated and eventually would've been banned, bashed, berated and run off the board. Just sayin'.

And Spiegler used to have a little list of duties for his whores that included "post on xxxpt and adt regularly"

Cram Johnson was Tony
Grip Johnson was his business partner Nelson
Phil Ownesmouth was John Strong
MNike Volpini was a director for Kick Ass Pictures.
Tranzer never posted much because ADT found out he was underage and banned him for several years.
Saevus Maximus was Jim Powers
Smartt was a Brazillian tranny rapist named Sergio. He went postal one day aftedr jamesn and have2cit goaded him for about 3 days.
Smelly Monkey was originally Mike, the producer of Frank Wank. After he got bored they just passed the name around the office when someone wanted to throw a grenade.

Here's the background on how/why XPT started up: http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=145709

Yeah I didn't mention Grip was Nelson, my bad. Originally, he wanted to keep it a mystery, but that was then this is now. He recently asked me why I still posted here. I said idk where else can you spout off about porn or whatever however you want without some webmaster or mod banning you like at gaydt.
Sometimes I have to keep myself in check on Facebook or yahoo or anywhere online you can comment on news or anything else. It's something I call going into "XPT mode."

There is another thread started on the very last page which is the very first drive by XPT bitch slap given to BI. He has been taking abuse here since day 1.

I think we all know Jim Jaded and vanpiles were Vic and TJ from American Hardcore. The first whore to sign up was Claire James. degraded was Martin del Taco, Jim DiGiorgio was an early user, so were Tod Hunter, Teri Reador, Wankus, and user #57...Simp!

Here's the board in the real early days: http://web.archive.org/web/20030417174959/http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php

Anybody know what happened to those meatmembers retards besides maybe being panhandlers or flipping burgers somewhere?

I thought it was something like that. the original monkey stuff was gold.

Wan't Powder here, goading Gia Jerkins, got outed and never came back?

Mike has never admitted being Smelly Monkey either. I thought he was also Conky as well, but who knows.