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i'm not really interested in the quality of guys as "performers", i don't want to have to think about them, hear them, or be subjected to them trying to get as much camera time as possible. , you know they'd be an overbearing waiter ruining your meal at some second-rate restaurant in any touristy european city while selling fake manolos off a blanket during the day if porn didn't exist. there's nothing worse than the girl you wanted to see being secondary to generic eurotrash in the snl "continental" vain. constantly making faces, drooling on the girl and speaking broken english doesn't make you cute. if either of these two keep ruining pornography, someone should just find out where they fucked up and send the info to the INS. steve holmes is exempt for being goofy and lacking cassanova pretensions

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I think this just about sez it all.
but you're right 'bout Smartt there Crunk