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#622657 - 11/26/14 04:16 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
HillbillyHarry Offline
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I heard about Mulaney and heard he was a SNL writer.

Then I heard Lorne Michaels wasn't backing it.

I assumed it would blow chunks. glad to hear i was correct

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#622658 - 11/26/14 04:22 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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pretty much every comedy in recent memory on fox has sucked(save their animated ones;by the way what happened with allen gregory";it was quite the funny show).
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#622695 - 11/26/14 09:29 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: HillbillyHarry]
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Originally Posted By: HillbillyHarry
I heard about Mulaney and heard he was a SNL writer.

Then I heard Lorne Michaels wasn't backing it.

I assumed it would blow chunks. glad to hear i was correct



I hadn't heard it even existed, but it's premiere was on and it blew chunks inside three minutes. When it continued to do so by the twenty-three minute mark despite having not one but two celeb has-been cameos/recurring roles it was time to bail. People who are not from New York need to stop making "I moved to New York" shows.

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#622765 - 11/27/14 08:27 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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paws for cause special on fox right now.theyre about to show poodles conga line dancing right now after the commercial break.
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#622773 - 11/27/14 10:48 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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yeah, I can't remember a good live-action comedy on Fox Sunday night since Chris Elliott and even that was borderline funny. Titus? There is a Family Guy epidode where Peter lists all the failed Fox half hours that ran in FG's old time slot after Fox cancelled Family Guy the first time. It's dozens of shitty shows.



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#622775 - 11/27/14 11:54 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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greg the bunny,dark angel,action,and the lone gunmen were the only three of those shows that were good and shouldve stuck around.fox just doesnt have the writers really.the only good things they have besides fg,simpsons,and bobs burgers is gotham.i hope it actually sticks around because its really good and has the potential to get even better due to the writing,acting,and the pacing.
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#622871 - 11/29/14 04:20 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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for some gay reason ive spent the past half hour or so watching one of these love and hiphop shows(only one i semi watched was the one with jim jones and benzino).this one has no longer relevant people such as young berg,ray j,omarion,and fizz(formerly lil although you could still argue that).

these guys are some clownshoe assholes the way they speak and carry themselves.come on you gay dickheads,youre not gang members,youre not gangster rappers even,and you have no reason to seem so mad during the semi scripted confessionals.boo hoo gay j youre on probie for three years,have anger management,and community service.your broke ass doesnt have anything going on that you cant do all of that shit.he could be in the booty house with some fleece johnson looking bootymint fucking his asshole every night(even in pc because all fags have to run pc).also of note is omarion trying to look like a bad caricature of an 80s rapper from compton.youre not easy e little buddy.

most of the women on here arent remotely attractive either.most looking like some non passable trannies.theres one bitch on this show that i wouldnt mind compensating for her companionship,but other than that :X.and yes im a gaydickhead for watching this but i was trying to take my mind off of something.

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#622917 - 11/30/14 06:50 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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I think I'm watching The Walking Dead, but I'm a little bit confused. Why are all the zombies wearing red football uniforms?
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#622967 - 12/01/14 08:54 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Hahahah well at least a beloved character didn't get brains blowed out.
WTF is up with that on TWD. The writers must be compelled to rip out our hearts. Its actually getting a bit too cynical. It's almost as if you expect the most favorite ones to get killed at the end of each season. C'mon man ! Beth was on The Talking Dead afterwards and teared up several times.
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#623312 - 12/11/14 12:02 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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I stumbled on the foo fighters Sonic Highways show on HBO. never really heard the foo fighters though I've been a Grohl fan since he took over as the drummer of Scream way back when.

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#623695 - 12/20/14 03:52 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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There's nothing like Thursday Night Football on a Saturday. Huh???
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#623831 - 12/24/14 09:44 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: Steezo]
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This . Getting sent this clip is the best xmas gift so far.............................

[video:youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMqTaQB3gMc#t=85[/video]
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#624538 - 01/16/15 11:25 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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John Astin and Phyllis Diller in a color episode of the Twilight Zone.

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#626262 - 03/15/15 04:20 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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From watching COPS, I now want to make a list of red flag phrases never to say when you get pulled over. Like, if they ask if there's anything in your vehicle they need to know about and your response is, "Not to my knowledge," it's pretty much a sure thing that you're going to jail.
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#626264 - 03/15/15 06:21 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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If you think banging your head on the window in the cop car, after you're in cuffs, will get you released your thought processes are probably a little off center.


Edited by Barry the Pirate (03/15/15 06:23 PM)
Edit Reason: poor spelling
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#626267 - 03/15/15 06:43 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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If you're so fat that they have to use two sets of handcuffs to cuff you, you're most likely wearing sweats pants and a professional sports team tshirt/jersey. Nothing else comes in 4XL.

And as far as clothes go, innocent people seem to wear belts and their pants don't fall down.

If someone you don't know that well lets you borrow a car or anything else, 100% that shit is stolen.
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#626268 - 03/15/15 08:19 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
If you're so fat that they have to use two sets of handcuffs to cuff you, you're most likely wearing sweats pants and a professional sports team tshirt/jersey. Nothing else comes in 4XL.


They're gonna carve that on Figgs' Tombstone.

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#626474 - 03/27/15 06:54 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
J.B.
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Lee Marvin & Lee Van Cleef in a twilight zone ep.

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#626526 - 03/28/15 06:30 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Family Feud. The question was: "Ain't nothin better than a bag of what...?" The white dude who won the buzzer contest got bleeped for saying, "Shit" (I think) so it went to the black family. Three of the answers they tried: weed, cocaine and switches. Weed was actually on the board. Lol. No one even knew what a bag of switches was.
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#626530 - 03/28/15 07:00 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Family Feud. The question was: "Ain't nothin better than a bag of what...?" The white dude who won the buzzer contest got bleeped for saying, "Shit" (I think) so it went to the black family. Three of the answers they tried: weed, cocaine and switches. Weed was actually on the board. Lol. No one even knew what a bag of switches was.


I've gotten lost on YouTube for an hour watching funny Family Feud clips.
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#626537 - 03/28/15 11:28 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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I'm watching pornography.
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#626560 - 03/29/15 11:52 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Lee Marvin & Lee Van Cleef in a twilight zone ep.


Lee Marvin led the renegade soldiers...after the end...into some little burg that survived because of the "old man in the cave"? Only Lee Marvin one I can remember.
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#626575 - 03/29/15 04:07 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Nah. This one.

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#626577 - 03/29/15 06:46 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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This week I've been flipping back and forth between CNN's plane crashaton and CBS's Kentuckypalooza. Both would probably be improved if Richard Quest was calling basketball games and Charles Barkley was analyzing plane crashes.
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#626697 - 04/04/15 03:26 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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The lunar eclipse.
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#626710 - 04/04/15 07:18 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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It was overrated. The moon was sposed to turn blood red, but instead it just kinda looked like it was behind a cloud.
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#626752 - 04/07/15 07:16 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Well, I tuned in for Padres at L.A., but there's a weather delay. I thought it didn't rain there? I wanna hear Vin Scully!
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#626755 - 04/08/15 12:20 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Better Call Saul
Fresh off the Boat
That HBO Scientology doc
Bill Maher and John Oliver shows
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#627007 - 04/22/15 05:24 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Anyone watching Daredevil on Netflix? Any good ?
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#627013 - 04/23/15 04:34 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: backdoorman]
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The Rifleman. Fucking love this show.
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#627044 - 04/25/15 07:11 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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#627200 - 04/30/15 11:41 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: ThaKool]
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DON!!!
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#627349 - 05/07/15 09:21 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: HillbillyHarry]
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Got this movie at local library for free couple of weeks ago and just watched it. Its not as good as I expected it to be.






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#627355 - 05/08/15 06:04 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Chopped up version of the original Total Recall on TBS. They fucking butcher movies.
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#627643 - 05/20/15 08:36 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
J.B.
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Dave, for the last time. Our long national nightmare is over.

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#627646 - 05/20/15 09:05 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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It's still out there. Watching, waiting, always judging.
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#628011 - 06/01/15 08:47 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Anybody watch Game of Thrones last night? Take that Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. Epic battle scene.
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#628066 - 06/04/15 07:33 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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This. Lou, I gotta hand it to Joe Rogan. I've talked to Kevin on fb. He's an incredibly smart and thoughtful guy. To see someone with this kind of knowledge on the podcast really gives me hope. Share this fucking thing wherever you can.

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/63094828
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#628094 - 06/06/15 07:30 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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StL @ LA Kershaw ans Scully
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#628101 - 06/07/15 01:29 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Mets at Arizona. JB, are you excited yet?
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#628104 - 06/07/15 07:54 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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I am. After a mostly shitty West coast road trip, my Mets are somehow headed home back in first place again.
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#628112 - 06/08/15 08:24 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
J.B.
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I'm "amazed". Sorry, that should have been posted in groaners.

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#628114 - 06/08/15 09:45 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: ]
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#628138 - 06/08/15 09:32 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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#628251 - 06/12/15 12:04 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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My Classic Car Dennis Gage
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#628340 - 06/19/15 12:49 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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#628342 - 06/19/15 02:40 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Watched the most recent season of Shameless. More of the same, not great, did like the naked suicidal chick.
Also watched the new season of Orange. Bleh, way too much TS agenda preaching and slow soap opera bs. I did like Boo as a teenager.
Still following John Oliver, Bill Maher, and Vice weekly on hbo. Vice is running thin lately.
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#628456 - 06/24/15 01:46 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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Hou @ LAA
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#628474 - 06/25/15 06:05 AM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: charin]
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First three episodes of Fargo.
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#628555 - 06/28/15 08:53 PM Re: Whatcha watchin? [Re: backdoorman]
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