So much stuff happend but none of it important enough for its own thread. So here is a quick round up


* Mary Carey is divorcing her hanger on slash husband and has announced that she is doing boy/girl again, to which the porn industry replied , great if it was 12 months ago. NEXT. Critter teeth scare me.

* vanessa blue dumps asshole/lawsuit happy lex steel and its about time although i find vanessa about as appealing as a white sock that has been sitting in a muddy puddle for a week.

* Jesse jane goes on stern and does nothing to dispute the ramped rumors of her stupidity, teagan flakes.

* Jesse jane turns down kid rock's innovation to dinner with elton john to do porn radio. I love it.


* HCG still hides day 5 into the monkey/HCG feud

* ADT stills sucks and tops the list of sucking for the 146th week in a row, congrats.


* the picture below makes me sad.



* JRV



* Luke ford breaks a world record by posting his 32nd consecutive rob spallone story.

* Devon admits to having a huge crush on a black rapper despite never sleeping with a black guy before, she then passes out as she fails to get enough air into her system with her microscopic nostrils.

* I don't trust this woman.



* fayner offers lukeford site to monkey.


Thats all that i know apart from downers like brain cancer and failed errections.

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* fayner offers lukeford site to monkey.

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I thought monkey already owned it.

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I thought monkey already owned it.

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Nope he offered it to me though, i politely declined. Great shot of jrv too, its great to see into the eyes of snake in the grass, he wears those glasses to prevent his venom getting into his eyes, you can see a small amount on his left lens.

* Taylor rain's baby's daddy is a fag, rapper llyod banks gets caught with a dick in his ass, pays look a like to take the heat.

* I don't trust this woman.



Me either, but
It's going to be a long week without tanta.

She can look very average i saw her latest jack's playground scene with dr english and she looked weathered. Not a good sign since she has made only 10 movies.

Devon flaked for a feature dance gig in PA, club owner swears he'll never have her back, does that count to be added to the week in porn recap?

The picture below of jrv always makes me laugh uncontrollably, i know im probably the only person it does this too, but it almost deserves it owns thread, how can it NOT be jrv aka todd hunter.